I wonder who is trying to reach me. Hmmm, it's Auntie Big Foot. What does she want so early in the morning? Want to borrow my toys to play with is it?
I'm well prepared today. I have my balloon, my water bottle and some snacks to bring with me on the ride, just in case mummy decides to leave me all alone here for half an hour.
I learnt this new trick recently. See. I can poke Ernie's nose and pretend not to know anything about it since I'm not looking at his direction. I'm practising on Ernie so that I can do it on some unsuspecting kids in future.
If I get scolded by any mummies for abusing their kids, then I'll just put on my very innocent and blur expression. That'll save my ass.
Daddy just brought me to a jap restaurant to eat. The food was definitely better than what mummy dishes out. Oh man....the thought of going back to eat mummy's food really scares me now.
My mummy finally has a chance to take a picture with me no matter how unwilling I am.
I'm really good at housework now. I think Auntie Imelda will have to buck up cos I'm gonna be better than her soon.
Hey, stop snapping my pics. I haven't put on any make up yet. Stop it.
Ah what the heck. I look perfect without make up anywayz. Snap away, you imbecile.
Just trying to tan myself for the past 3 hours. Darn. Doesn't seem to work on my skin.
Oh well, who says being fair ain't good. I heard many celebrities bleach their skin to be fair like me. Eat your hearts out.
Don't interrupt me. I'm trying to pee.
Sitting down at the malls is my favourite past time of late. But I'm really a clean freak. I clean the floor before I sit on it.
Taking my daily dose of fruit juice. It keeps my skin rosy and supple.
Daddy just did the loudest ripper ever. THAT was utterly disgusting yet funny.
Just doing my daily walk around the mall.
Even when walking around, I must remember to snack up else I will not have energy.
Doing my uppity look. Don't mind my underwear.
My attempt to look sexy.
My grumpy look.
Guess what I'm doing? Yeah, doesn't take an einstein to know this. I'm stretching my panties. They are a bit tight so got to stretch them up a little.
Is this a house? Sure is a small house. I think only midget babies play here.
I sure look like a doll. No wonder I'm such a hot favourite with aunties and uncles.
Trying to hide from my mummy. Do you think she's gone now?
Damn. Got caught by my mummy. Now she left me stranded on a bench and went off to shop on her own.
Just gonna start my crying fit. Hopefully some nice stranger will give me some titbits to munch on while waiting for my mummy to return.
Ryan and I racing to see who can down the strawberry maguerita first. I'm a sure winner. I heard from my daddy that Auntie Bebe can't hold her liquor.
Didn't I tell you so. See. Ryan gave up already.
Eh, Ryan come on, drink up lah...don't be a pussy. We bottoms up ok?
Eh, if you not gonna drink then give me the remainder of your drink lah. Don't let such good things go to waste.
*sigh* I guess I got to teach Ryan how to drink better. I eat nuts first....a bit hungry.
Oh no....I think he overdid it. Now he is a little drunkard. Better get him home soon before the police gets him. I suspect he could be very underaged.
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