Bet you don't know where I am now. As you can see, this ride is something really new.
AH HA. It's a Hi-5 ride. Cool isn't it?!!! They even have some cool music coming from it. I love this ride.
What's the stupid boy looking at? Never seen a hot babe on a ride is it?? He stupid or what?!
Still admiring me is it, little buddy? Hey, go ogle at some other chicks ok? I'm taken already, punk.
Taken by my daddy that is. My daddy will beat the crap out of your sorry ass if you don't stop looking.
This machine is pure heaven. It has my favourite lollis in them. The problem is how do I con mummy into getting me some?
Damn it. Instead of yummy lollis, I get raisins instead. Oh well, beggars can't be picky.
Raisins not that bad actually. Maybe I can pretend that I'm eating lollis instead of raisins.
Hmmmm....yummy yummy. It sure tastes more delicious once I put in a little of my imagination. Boy, am I smart or what.
Don't I look like I'm in heaven?
Why am I wasting my time on this stupid ride again? Oh ya, I forgot. Mummy is preggers and she's got a goldfish memory now. Oh well, forgive and forget.
Luckily I still have you around, Bob. You are really my best riend.
Not sure what Bob ate this morning, but his breath sure smells funky. I feel like puking now.
Better gargle my mouth with some of mummy's drink. I'm not gonna be so dumb as to pollute my own drink with Bob's disgusting saliva.
Just kicking back and relaxing in my favourite cafe. Only I'm allowed to do that here.
Auntie Lyn, what you trying to bribe me with this time??? Got anything better than marshmallows not?
Hey Fab boy, let me teach you how to work this machine ok? You not very smart even though you much older than me.
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