I'll give you a dollar if you can guess what I'm up to in the next 5 seconds.
Come closer lah, why are you so afraid?
Ha ha. Gotcha!!! You sure are a dummy. How is the feeling of being hit by a ball?
After expending so much energy, I need to replenish with some goodies.
Nowadays, I have to do things by myself - even taking out my own snacks. Life sure has changed a lot since I was a baby.
Just doing the weekly marketing while my parents are having their leisurely Sunday dim sum.
My parents told me I have to earn my keep so what to do.....
My parents told me I have to earn my keep so what to do.....
I think I can sneak this M&Ms into the marketing list without daddy and mummy's knowledge. If they ask, I'll just say it's the latest yogurt brand.
Hey kiddo, get lost before I knock you down with my truck. Beep beep...buzz off.
I've recently upped my practical skills. Right now I can also put on socks on my own. I'm sure one smart baby.
Uncle, put the cushion there. That's right. Now hold it in place while I enjoy my show.
You got a problem with me, sista? Ya, that's right. I'm looking at you.
Get lost now before I kick your sorry ass.
Eee har. Now this is what I call a great horsey ride. Only big kids are allowed to sit on this ride.
Auntie, you trying to steal my school bag is it? Now put it back down before I report you to my parents.
Uncle, getting free and easy in my kitchen ah? Look, plain tap water is free but orange juice will costs ok?
Hey Auntie, leave that bag down. It now belongs to me. Your husband just drank some precious orange juice that is not only pure and orange, it's also nice and cold. Now that costs a total of $500. I doubt your bag costs that much right? Now buzz off WITHOUT your bag.
Hmmm....Hi5 sure is getting more interesting day by day. The casts weight seems to be fluctuating with each different series. What's up with these Aussies?
Oops. I forgot I'm also an Aussie. Thank goodness I am slim like a slim jim. Poor fatties.
Hmmm, let me think. I only have one chance with this ball. Can I hit Ryan's head with one shot????
Ryan, it's just my mummy with the camera. Don't bother about her. Let's continue watching Hi5.
Wah, there is a new ride over here. Got to get my ass over there before some other kids reach there.
Yeah. I'm first to reach this new ride. The problem is this freaken' ride needs $2. How can a kid like me afford it? Hello. $2 can buy me a MacDonalds sausage macmuffin with a cuppa ok. Basket.
I know. I can go to another place for a free ride.
Hey, mummy. Help me get one of these trolleys and pop me into one of them ok? At the same time, can you push the trolley around the mall?
Hmmm, just deciding what to have for my lunch today. Well, not much choices here. It's either japanese or japanese.
This is my type of heaven. I could stay here like forever.
I'm not in a really good mood today. I'm hot and sweaty see? Kim Yoo-ri doesn't like it when she perspires, it gets her in a foul foul mood.
Licking my fork is what I like to do before I eat my
food. Just to make sure that the fork is clean before I use it to pierce my food.
Shit. Mummy got angry and punished me for standing up. Now I'm supposed to hold this placemat over my head for 10 mins.
Har!!! Like real I'm gonna do it for 10 mins. I'm not even gonna do it for a minute, MUMMY.
Damn. Mummy really angry. Now she refused to give me a dollar for my favourite ride. Where is my Auntie Big Foot when she is needed?
Like my new toy? Look, it's behind me. Stop trying to ogle at my beautiful pins.
Just lazing my noon away. Gosh. Mummy sure taking her time to nap.
What should I do to waste my time while mummy is napping? Hmmmm
Trying to emulate what mummy looks like with a big tummy. Not sure what she has been eating but her tummy sure is expanding day by day.
I wonder where daddy bringing me today.
Hmmm, new place, new ride again.
Where the heck is this place? It does look kinda familiar.
Ah, who cares. Babies are not supposed to know so much anywayz. I'll just play with my slide and be happy.
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