In case you think it's just another ordinary picture of me eating something (in this instant, a bagel crisp), then think again.
Mummy has tied up my hair and don't I look a little different?
No difference?? You sure?? You really have to go have your eyes checked, buddy.
Some of you must be wondering why our house is getting cleaner even though the cleaner comes less often than before. Well, now you know why.
My mummy is hopeless with the housework, so guess who ends up doing it?
I'm not eating anything. I'm just sticking out my tongue to taste my finger.
Walau, I forgot to bring my scan card out so now I have to wait for mummy to come back from coffee before I can go back home. Basket.
Yoo-ri: Hello, Suki?? When you wanna pay back the $1.00 you owe me?
Suki: What $1???
Yoo-ri: Don't try to be funny with me ok. You think I easy to bully is it? You rode on the ride on August 20 2008. Think I stupid is it?
Suki: But but...your mummy gave me the $1 to ride on the ride.
Yoo-ri: Hello, if my mummy gives every kid she sees $1 to ride on rides, then what happens to my riding account? Sorry man, you still owe me $1.
Suki: But I no money, how to pay you back? Can I give you a kiss?
Yoo-ri: Excuse me, if you kiss me, I will have to charge you ok. You better think harder before you talk.
Suki: Oh, I'm supposed to go out now. I better get going. Talk to you again, Yoo-ri. Bye bye.
I tell you. Chasing after one's debts sure is not a glamorous job. Now I have to go Great World City to find the little scumbag. Wait till I get my hands on her scrawny neck.
Suki: Yoo-ri, look don't be angry ok. I really no money to pay you back. But I can do funny faces to make you laugh ok????
Yoo-ri: *ignores Suki*
Suki: Yoo-ri, I let you poke my tummy ok? It's really hard like a round ball ball now. You wanna feel it???
Yoo-ri: Basket. This silly Suki really knows my weakness. I love balls and I love punching her tummy.
This is getting boring playing with 2 year olds who still enjoy playing with little babies' toys.
Yoo-ri: Come Suki, I give you a biscuit. Now can we please play something more adult?
Let's go bully some of the other kids in the mall.
How 'lucky' can I get. No freaking dumb kids to bully. I'm getting really bored now.
Ah Ha. I see a possible target. Girl is alone playing with one of my toys. I will stare at her and make her cry.
Maybe I should just fling this rocking toy at her and see her cry.
Oh this sure is a very fruitful day out. I love watching kids cry.
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