Growing up sure ain't fun. Now I have to feed myself breakfast. What is this world coming to?
Not only do I have to feed myself, I have been assigned to do groceries for the family too. I've even got a special basket made for me cos I'm not that tall to push the grocery cart.
And....I even got to pick up my own ball.
Can you believe the number of things I have to do on my own now? No wonder I'm getting more skinny day by day.
Yucks. This drink sure is freaky. It has little black worms swimming in it. I just ate one and it tastes freaky.
Shit. It really is making me feel funny. I think I better squat down for a while. Maybe I might feel better.
Like real. I'm gonna puke. Ew.....
Just disposed of my vomit filled tissues in one of the unused cupboards in the nursery room. How lucky can some babies get sniffing my vomit. Ha ha ha
Just fighting over a toy with Suki. Oh well, no biggie. I'll fumigate her with my mega fart. Here it comes......*phooooot*
Watching my favourite program Hi-5. Don't be deceived. I'm not really bigger sized than Suki. It's just that the camera angle makes me look bigger, that's all.
I think Suki smells kinda funny today. *sniff sniff*
Yoo-ri: Oy, what did you have for lunch today? You smell really funky.
Suki: Huh??? Do I? I don't know. I just eat anything my mummy gives me.
Yoo-ri: Let me sniff and see if I can decipher what your mummy gave you. I heard your mummy likes to stuff you with healthy things. Maybe that's why you stink.
Suki: I don't know. I just eat anything my mummy gives me.
Suki: Ha ha I just did a smelly fart.
Yoo-ri: Basket. This girl really can join the national defence bureau man. They can patent her fart and make potent bombs from it.
Suki: Finally I am good at something. I'm sure my country will be very proud of me.
Yoo-ri: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they will be proud of you. You sure are good at stinking up the place, buddy.
Suki: Heh heh Maybe I might even be a billionaire if they patent my fart. Ha ha ha
Yoo-ri: Yeah, I'm sure you will Suki, I'm sure. *cough cough*
I've just put on my super ah lian socks. Red color somemore. Happening right?
Now to pose like how ah lians pose at Far East Plaza.
Stylo not?
This apple sure tastes a bit off. Did mummy give me a rotten apple or what?
Ah, whatever lah. Rotten apples, fresh apples...they all serve the same purpose. To let you do a smooth poot poot.
Tastes not bad actually, rotten apple. Hmmm I wonder whether I can beat Suki's record of doing a smelly poo after eating this rotten apple.
If this doesn't work, I'll eat rotten durians. I'm sure that will work for sure. I hate losing to anyone especially when it comes to smelly farts. Huh.
Looking exceptionally innocent here. Yeah...I know. Just trying my latest look. Since my daddy and mummy have banned me from having chupa chups, I'm gonna have to get it from other sources ie. nice strangers who won't be able to resist my innocence.
Let me try my 'look surprised' expression when the strange uncle or auntie buys me a lolli.
Yo Barney, I give you my drink, you buy me a lolli can??? I'm sure you have plenty of money in you. Come on...don't be selfish, you disgusting purple dino.
Never have I met such an el cheapo dino. Basket. Chupa chups only costs 45 cents ok. Stinko dino. Never am I gonna patronize him anymore.
*sigh* yet again, that el cheapo's ride is one of my fave rides. How how????
Ah, what the heck. I'll just squat here like an ah lian first. Who knows maybe a lolli may come dropping my way.
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