This is my new sleeping dress. My grandparents bought it from Bali I heard. Very comfy and cooling to wear. I love being part Indonesian.
Alright alright, I love being Aussie too since my fresh milk supply comes from there.
Plus I think the Australians won some medals in the Olympics this year and also broke some swimming record. Ok lah...not too embarrassing to be associated with them lah.
I'm at my grandpa's office again to be a boss again. I love being here. Everyone is scared of me and I get everything I want here.
Just practising my yoga moves here. I've mastered my pose really well so need to show off here.
As you can clearly see, I'm definitely not looking too happy cos I just spotted Suki having a soya bean grass jelly drink and I don't have none. What is this. Discrimination against blondes?
Now that's more like it. Now don't get me pissed off or I'll bite.
Sitting on a Barney ride but just noticed a kid looking with envy. Why kiddo? No money to sit on ride is it? Then go sit on a supermarket trolley lah. Stop looking over here. I'm not letting you sit on a free ride.
Done with my ride. Now onto more rides. I love going out with my daddy and mummy. They let me sit on rides all the time. My mummy not so nice. But my daddy lets me sit on any rides all the time.
Sometimes I don't understand. Mummy so cheapo for what. Daddy is paying for my rides anywayz.
I DON'T WANNA WEAR THIS. Everyone's gonna laugh at me.
Don't know what my parents' definition of kids fashion is. This is so blah.....
Still not happy being in this crappy outfit. Shit lah. I'm gonna find a chance to destroy this outfit once I get it off.
Just at the supermarket with my parents. Yeah, they go this supermarket a lot. Not sure why though. Not many rides in this mall. And no lollis at the cashiers.
Where exactly is daddy taking me? He has been going round and round in circles. Don't tell me he has lost his way in the mall?!!
*sigh* my daddy sure is a directionless person. Thank goodness that he is not like that when it comes to his work if not I'll be starving.
I just remembered. I am still in my weird outfit. This is so embarrassing. No wonder everyone's looking and giving me funny smiles. Basket.
Daddy just promised never to let me wear this outfit anymore. Plus he bribed me with some vodka redbull.
Attending a kid's party. See the cupcakes? I'm gonna wack all the cupcakes later. hahahaha
What's this boy looking at me for? Never seen an oriental beauty is it? Still try to dress like a rapper boy. Basket.
Let me show him how to move. Let me see you beat this, curly locks.
How now brown cow? Can you beat my dance moves?? Cannot huh? Nanny nanny boo boo.
Now let me take my fruit punch while you fume over there, curly locks.
Remember not to fume too much ok? Later your curly locks gets burnt.
Shss. Don't tell anyone especially my mummy that I'm disconnecting the internet connection. She's been spending too much time online and not spending enough time with me.
Waiting for my mummy as usual.
Freaken' hell. That Barney dino creature sure is an ugly fart.
Hey mummy, can you change the dvd to the hi-5 dvd first??
Wanna see my hair clip? It's a strawberry hairclip that mummy bought for me.
Doesn't quite match my outfit but still who cares.
I love riding on my pet horsey. I'm so good at riding the horse that I can use one hand to balance myself.
Now where has mummy gone? She left me all alone at the horse ride and went to buy coffee. How nice of her. I hope she buys me my favourite iced skinny latte.
Basket. Mummy got herself a spinelli's original spin and bought me cheapo iced milo instead. Mummy good. I'm gonna complain to daddy later.
Just taking an afternoon walk nearby our house. Mummy packed my favourite sliced apples for my snacks today. Yummy. I love apples. How do you think I get rosy cheeks from.
Imitating daddy on the phone. He looks so serious scolding some dumbass on the phone. I will have to do it one day so might as well start practising now.
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