Uncle Big Tummy, what you trying to do??? I don't wanna weigh myself. Stop forcing me to. Hey look buddy, even baby girls have rights too ok AND I don't wish to weigh myself in front of you. A woman's weight is a secret ok. Don't force me to squeeze your nuts.
Phew. Finally escaped from that crazy uncle. I wonder what's his fascination with my weight. Go weigh your own wife lah. You probably can sell her at a higher price than me at the butchers.
Since there is a nice big mirror here, might as well check out my beautiful teeth.
Aaaahhhhh.....ummm looks perfect. I sure have a nice set of teeth.
Hey Auntie Big Foot, you are here. Ok lah, I'll go over and accompany you since you beg me to.
Auntie, be more proactive can? Help me take off my crocs lah. My arms too short, can't reach.
Auntie, you don't look very happy leh. What's wrong? Taking off my crocs very lose face is it? Come on lah, not like I asked you to take off your clothes. Relak lah Auntie.
Auntie, don't look so hungrily at my muffin. My muffin's stolen by Uncle Big Tummy for me ok, not for you. You fat enough. Go feed on your own reflection. :P
Uncle, can you please ask your crazy wife to stop looking so pathetic when I'm eating? It spoils my appetite you know?
I think this Auntie really has a screw loose in her head. She just smiling away so happily for no reason when Uncle Big Tummy just wacked her head.
Shit. This is getting scary. Maybe I should leave this place.
Even when I'm running away from a dire situation, I must remember to bring back my LV bag. Don't see my LV bag no up okay. It carries all my titbits and water supply.
Shit. Why this Uncle and Auntie can't just leave me alone ya?
Auntie, while you are here, can you lift me up to pass this unopened lolli to the receptionist here?
Hey thanks missy for helping me unwrap the lolli. You've been a great help. I'll commend you to your superior.
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