I've got a new sideline job. It's to walk around my block to make sure that nobody is loitering around the corridors. This is private property and my daddy is in the residence committee. So he has given me firm instructions to handle this situation.
Wah, quite tiring to walk around my block. Better to rest here first. Basket. I think I got chonked by daddy. He says he will pay me 10 cents each time I go round the block.
I think I see my friend Ryan.
Ryan!!! Come over here.
Wee hee hee on my favourite ride with my friend Ryan. He's getting a bit too big though. Very soon, he won't even be able to fit inside the seat of this ride.
Oh boy oh boy, this ride sure is really fun. I wonder if I ride on this more often, will I be able to climb like Spidey.
Now where did my friend Ryan run to? He supposed to play ball with me but apparently he disappeared into thin air.
Basket. He very smart hor, sit on the teddy bear ride without me. Yet again, he not that smart cos that ride costs $2 and he doesn't have a penny on him.
But what the heck, let me join him. It is definitely different from the other rides I've been on.
I just ran away from my mummy. But I just realized mummy has the house keys and scan card.
Never mind. I can try to squeeze myself through the gate. I'm pretty small so I may be able to go through this gate.
Basket. The freaken gate too small. Now I have to wait outside here.
Walau. Where is my mummy??? It's almost dinner time. I need her to come back and bring her home. Feed me my dinner!!!!!
Instead of idly waiting here, I might as well do something useful with my time.
Better to practise my stretching. I don't wanna end up being inflexible and flabby when I grow up like my Auntie Big Foot.
Daddy just saw me outside and let me in. Now he asking where mummy is. I don't know daddy, everything I don't know. I really have no idea where mummy ran away to. It's none of my business.
What the heck is this man? I look like a drag in a pussy outfit.
Now...this is more my style. I'm Yoo-ri okie, as in GI Yoo-ri.
Daddy, you are cramping my style. I'm supposed to be stylo mylo and stylo mylo people cannot be seen sharing a hug with their daddies.
Going to order my favourite vanilla crepe. It's my latest favourite food. :)
See what happens after I devour a vanilla crepe? I go on an ecstacy high.
I don't know what daddy trying to do but I'm not amused at all.
Someone please tell my daddy to grow up.
Daddy, stop looking at me. I'm not sharing my raisin with you. You getting fat, raisins gonna make you fatter.
You can watch me pick my teeth though. I hate it when my raisin gets stuck in between my teeth.
Now to have a rest before I head down to the pool for my weekly workout.
I love swimming with daddy. At least he takes me to the adult pool instead of just playing in the shallow water like what my mummy would do.
This is where mummy likes to put me at. Look mummy, this place only good for me to practise dancing ok. I'm a big girl now, I need to go to the deep waters.
This is my school as you can see. I not quite sure what I was trying to do. But whatever it is, I sure look intelligent.
Auntie, come over and join me. Come lah, don't be shy. Old people with big feet are welcome in the shop.
Now we can play Yoo-ri Says. I start first. Yoo-ri says pretend to be a dog.
My turn again. Yoo-ri says lick the seat.
There is no your turn Auntie. As the name of the game states, it's Yoo-ri says. Which part of that do you not understand?
No point complaining lah Auntie. People with big feet have no right in my turf.
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