My Name is Kim Yoo-Ri: Tuesday, September 9 2008

I seriously don't know what I'm doing out here. I was happily snoozing away and mummy had to drag me out of bed and may I know for what purpose?

To be put in a stroller and to be walked around the block??!!!!

Come on lah, I got better things to do ok.

Shit. Now she even refuse to let me sit on the stroller. What is this??? I need to complain to the Baby Abuse Bureau urgently.

Mummy says I need to exercise more cos I'm getting fat. Am I? She's just jealous cos she is fat and can't run as fast as me.

Hmmm, I'm in a strange outfit today. NOT typically my style of clothing. Strange. Mummy also walking a different route today. I wonder where we going. Hmmm

Hey, I'm in a place called school. I still not quite sure what it is but I see lots of kids that look kinda like me around here. I think I will like this place. Lots of things to wack around here.

Hey Blondie, don't think I didn't see you flick the third finger at me. I'm gonna power slam you now, buddy. Don't think you blonde, you can act dumb.

Actually being in school isn't that bad. I get to smack the other kids around and have fun at the same time. It is different from being in a mall of cos but oh well, it's fun for now.

Hey lady, you think you teacher you can pick any student you like to carry around and treat like a doll is it? I'm almost as big as you ok, don't play play around with me.

Although I look kinda like I'm posing for some magazine cover, I'm not. I'm actually running to gain momentum.

TO THROW my ball. I aim to be in the 2012 Olympics to throw the shot putt and win a medal for .....I'm still undecided which country I should play for.

I'm a real hard worker. I even practise when I'm at the poolside.

Hey come on man, even a future Olympian gold medalist need to take a breather too right? Let me relax a little lah.

No worries if I didn't come down in my swimming costume, I can still play in the water in my diapers. If anyone complains, I'll throw my soaked diapers at their face.

I love my new handbag too much to concentrate on my ride. Hmmm I'm scared if I leave it on the floor, some dumbasses will try to steal it from me. If I let my mummy or daddy hold it, I scared they try to take away my candies inside.

What should I do???? Any suggestions?

I think I'll just hold onto my bag for the time being. Can't be too trusting nowadays with anyone. People kill people for a dollar. My bag definitely worth more than a dollar.

I'm just trying to imitate how daddy looks like when he is thinking of something.

This is so ridiculous. Mummy asked me to stand here holding onto an orange balloon and to pose?

Mummy, can be more stylo not? Who in the world poses like that anymore?