Hi there everyone. I'm Yoo-ri and I shall be your tour guide for today.
Don't mind me. I'm just bullshitting. Firstly, I'm too young to work. Secondly, my dad will not allow me to work. Thirdly, my mum will not allow me to work as a tour guide. Fourthly, I'm just too freaken lazy to work.
Now what should I do today? Everyday is a holiday to me it seems. Sometimes it can get a little boring even for me.
Ah ha...maybe I should play with my pink ball today. What should I do with it today? Throw it at a kid's head or throw it at a kid's face?
My ball got confiscated by mummy. She thinks I'm too violent with it. Oh well....what does mummy think balls are for? Bouncing it against the wall? Throwing it into a hoop?
Come on lah, get real mummy. Only pussies play with balls in that manner.
Just taking a cold drink. Afterall I'm out having a walk with my parents and the weather is freaken hot ok. Why do they bother taking me out. Just leave me in my cozy air con home.
Let me take a look at this equipment. I wonder what this is for.
Ha ha it's only a freaken slide. Why they make it look so complicated. Stupid fellas.
But let me tell you. Nothing is too complicated for me to decipher. I'm not called the genius for no reason ok. HEH HEH
After such a big workout, it's time for me to take a break and drink some beverage to hydrate myself.
Hmmm, fresh milk seems cheaper than the juice. Maybe I should just take the fresh milk instead. Mummy just cut my allowance so I have to learn how to budget.
These kids dumb or what? They stare at the bubbles for what? Grab them lah, dumbos.
Eh auntie, I think you look a bit too old for this class. Are you sure you belong here??? Give me your snack or I'll complain to the teacher here about you.
Being the brainiac in class sure ain't much fun. I wonder if I should request to be put in an older class. This class has lost its challenge.
Today is my exercise day. Today I shall do my exercise with my yellow ball.
Guess what I'm doing now???
Can't guess can you? I'm just scratching my back dummy. What? Only adults have itchy backs is it?
Now that I've found my mummy's phone, should I just make a call to my friend Suki instead of exercising? I am not very keen to exercise but daddy says it's good to exercise daily.
Let me try to bargain with daddy.
Daddy, can I not exercise today??? I'm feeling a bit tired.
Basket. Instead of letting me off the hook, daddy made me walk up and down the steps instead.
Next time remind me to just keep quiet.
Time for my daily make up session.
I love being a girl. It's so much more fun applying make up than to work like a boy.
Besides putting on make up, I like to laze around in my parent's bed. It's definitely more spacious and comfy than my own crappy cot.
I know I know. I always seem to be sitting on this ride. What to do. Bob the cheapest ride to sit on.
Also, more importantly, he accepts kisses as payment so it saves me plenty of money.
Finally, I sit on a different ride. This fat guy seems like a real generous guy.
Hey fat cat, I kiss you, you give me free ride ok?
Well, he looks really pleased with my kiss. I guess I get free rides from now on. :P
Hmmm I need to think of a way of how to watch free movies in future. I know I'm a bit young to watch movies now...but I got to start sometime right?
Besides I know HSM3 is out in the movies soon.
I wonder if daddy and mummy will take me to watch HSM3.
Basket. My mummy really got nothing else better to do.
What does she think I am? A piece of product that is on offer? I'm gonna rat on her later.
I know I look a bit stunned but it's cos this is a very new ride and my mummy actually put in 2 bucks for me to ride on it. That's totally unlikely her.
Dear Fairy, I hope I never get up from this dream. My mummy has turned from an evil monster to a sweet mummy that I have always desired. Please let her remain this way.
Hmmm, I wonder. So is this a dream or is this not a dream???
Hey, it's really not a dream. My mummy has turned into a nice mummy. Yippee.
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