Hi Aunties and Uncles. I know it's been a long time since my parents updated my blog but what to do. My parents claim that they are very very busy.
Yeah, busy shopping and watching tv and having nice dinners without me.
I'm running after my mummy. She thinks she can outrun me but let's face it, it's not easy for a fatty to outrun me.
Ah ha. Caught you, you fatty mummy. Now bend over and let me pull your ears.
Basket. Mummy not listening to me. Let me suffocate her with my smelly feet.
Oh no, seems like I just hit some random Japanese looking kid while cruising in my jeep.
Now should I do a runner or should I just burn the evidence?
Decisions decisions decisions....
I'm not stupid. I decided to jump ship. I conned Lukas into taking the rap for me. I gave the dummy a dollar to sit on the ride that I was sitting on. What a dumbo.
Seems like taking all those milk food supplements ain't doing much for his brains.
Let me tell you a secret. To grow brains, you must eat REAL food. Food that comes from a can isn't food for humans. It's food for animals.
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