Wednesday, June 20 2007

Morning everyone. I'm still sick as you should know. But that didn't stop me from doing my morning stretches.

Oops, I better ask mummy to change my diapers to the non visible diaper line type of diapers. What type of crappy diaper am I using???

Saying hi to my friend Hippo the hippo. She's a really friendly hippo. Oh, did I mention her name is Hippo???

I've thought about it long and hard and I think I will be a doctor when I grow up. I mean it can't be that hard earning money as a doc. All I got to do is ask my patient to open his/her mouth and stick an ice cream stick up his/her mouth, use the stethoscope and press it against the chest for a little while, squint my eyes as if I'm concentrating and dispense some flu medicine and I'm done.

80 bucks consultation just like that.

Yet again, the downside is that I have to see my patients' stinky mouths and use my hands to feel them up. What if they don't have habits of bathing often and don't brush their teeth???

Die lah, I think I should reconsider my career option.

Back to earning money. I'm multi-tasking as you
can see. Nowadays business too good. What with so many aunties getting married soon, my new business idea is to rent myself out as a flower girl.

I'm so cute, I'm sure my sweet cutalicious Auntie Von von and my super sexy and beautiful Auntie Joei will hire me to be their little adorable flower girl. (as you can see, I have resorted to lying. I'll be forgiven though cos I'm just a baby and everyone knows that babies lie all the time.)

Ha ha ha See my line blinking away??? That's Auntie Big Boobs calling me to book me for her wedding. But I'm gonna play hard to get. I'm gonna pretend I'm fully booked. That way, I can ask for more money.

Am I smart or am I smart??

Taking a break from such a hard day's work. Phew. Finally, I can catch a breather. Mummy, can you help me brew a cup of milk??? (obviously I can't take coffee, you nongs. I'm just a baby.)

Oy mummy, you there or are you slacking off as usual??? MUMMY......I want my milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life's hard nowadays so got to rest as much as I can. Here I am just resting and thinking about what I have achieved today. Basically I earned nothing. I was too busy pretending to be busy that I didn't pick up any calls and get any new businesses.

Never mind. It's another day tomorrow.












What do you think I'm doing???

Resting and relaxing la!!! What else?? I can't always be eating and working right???










Time for my massage as usual. Hey, stop taking pictures. I'm naked. Buzz off.












Aiyah, ok lah. Just one shot okie? Hurry take your picture and go away. I'm busy you know.













Hey enough already punk. Don't take any more naked pictures of me. What are you??











Ok lah, I'll oblige and let you take one last parting shot. You are lucky cos I just had my bath and I'm feeling really good.