Damn. I got caught flipping. I thought mummy was distracted listening to her music while on the laptop so I decided to flip to reach out for my stupid toy. How would I guess that mummy would decide to look at me at that particular moment. Damn damn damn. How careless is that.
Anyway, mummy being mummy tried to get me to flip again BUT hey, I'm not a dummy okie. Once bitten, twice shy as the saying goes. So ah ah....I'm not gonna flip again for her benefit. Moreover, I'm satisfied being carried around everywhere I go.
My mummy is really a dummy. Why is she so surprised that I like listening to current music instead of those silly baby nursery rhymes and mozart rubbish?? She's been listening to current music since I was in her tummy so what else can I be interested in???
Mozart??!!! GET REAL....
I heard a kid listening to London Bridge (baby version) and clapping his hand to it. What a pussy. Only pussies listen to that London Bridge. The cool ones listen to Fergie's London Bridge.
Mummy says this weekend we will be meeting Auntie Yvonne in town. Look, Auntie Yvonne. Unless I see the toy your mummy got me, I'm not gonna let you carry me. OK??? Am I well understood????
Yippeee. I'm gonna get a new toy again.
Sometimes I think my parents expect a miracle from me. Mummy and daddy always complain that my temper is very bad. BUT what can you expect???
Let me show you how I got my bad temper from.
Daddy's side of the family:
1. Halpoji = Very bad tempered + violent to people he doesn't like
2. Halmoni = Can be very fierce to strangers or people she doesn't like
3. Daddy = Very hot tempered + violent + derives sick pleasure out of hurting people
Mummy's side of the family:
1. Grandpa = Hot tempered + impatient + violent when younger
2. Grandma = Quick tempered but generally more mild
3. Mummy = Very quick tempered + gets cranky at times depending on her moods + can get very violent to daddy as I've witnessed
I shake my head whenever I see what my mummy can do to my daddy when she's riled up. Mostly it's daddy's fault. Sometimes my daddy is not very smart too. Doesn't he learn from past mistakes. *sigh*
With all my ancestry, am I to blame if I am bad tempered???
Now I've proven my point, can we just move on???
Just to show you that I'm not always unhappy, here's a picture of me smiling (I think).
Shssss, don't tell anyone that I'm actually high on alcohol.
Anyway, mummy being mummy tried to get me to flip again BUT hey, I'm not a dummy okie. Once bitten, twice shy as the saying goes. So ah ah....I'm not gonna flip again for her benefit. Moreover, I'm satisfied being carried around everywhere I go.
My mummy is really a dummy. Why is she so surprised that I like listening to current music instead of those silly baby nursery rhymes and mozart rubbish?? She's been listening to current music since I was in her tummy so what else can I be interested in???
Mozart??!!! GET REAL....
I heard a kid listening to London Bridge (baby version) and clapping his hand to it. What a pussy. Only pussies listen to that London Bridge. The cool ones listen to Fergie's London Bridge.
Mummy says this weekend we will be meeting Auntie Yvonne in town. Look, Auntie Yvonne. Unless I see the toy your mummy got me, I'm not gonna let you carry me. OK??? Am I well understood????
Yippeee. I'm gonna get a new toy again.
Sometimes I think my parents expect a miracle from me. Mummy and daddy always complain that my temper is very bad. BUT what can you expect???
Let me show you how I got my bad temper from.
Daddy's side of the family:
1. Halpoji = Very bad tempered + violent to people he doesn't like
2. Halmoni = Can be very fierce to strangers or people she doesn't like
3. Daddy = Very hot tempered + violent + derives sick pleasure out of hurting people
Mummy's side of the family:
1. Grandpa = Hot tempered + impatient + violent when younger
2. Grandma = Quick tempered but generally more mild
3. Mummy = Very quick tempered + gets cranky at times depending on her moods + can get very violent to daddy as I've witnessed
I shake my head whenever I see what my mummy can do to my daddy when she's riled up. Mostly it's daddy's fault. Sometimes my daddy is not very smart too. Doesn't he learn from past mistakes. *sigh*
With all my ancestry, am I to blame if I am bad tempered???
Now I've proven my point, can we just move on???
Just to show you that I'm not always unhappy, here's a picture of me smiling (I think).
Shssss, don't tell anyone that I'm actually high on alcohol.
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