Thursday, July 5 2007

Oy, don't block my view. I'm watching MTV. Basket. You don't move away in 3 seconds, and you will see a flying boomerang right at your face.

Shit, I threw the boomerang and it missed daddy completely. Now I have to pick it up again and try to practise some more on a less quick target.

Mummy, where are you??? Oh mummy dearest.......

I'm in a thinking mode here. Trying to figure out a plan to get mummy to feed me bottled baby foods. I heard from my friend Ryan that bottled baby foods tastes yummy.

How do I make mummy drop the bowl of yucky food she makes??? How how???

Lam Lam, any good ideas???? If you give me a good suggestion and it works, I'll give you mummy's yucky food as a reward???

You don't want huh???

Damn, you are not as gullible as Fat Boy.

*sigh* my dreaded mealtime again. Just let me get this over and done with as soon as possible. Please, just hurry and feed me your yucky home made food, mummy.

Terrible...not only is the food terrible, mummy also didn't strain the foods so I have to pick my gums now to make sure there are not food stuck on my gums.

Hey, doesn't mummy read those baby books??? It says babies my age are supposed to eat finely pureed foods and if necessary to strain them.

Basket, there seems to be one particular piece of sweet potato that refuses to budge.

Auntie Joei laughing at what?? She looks like a witch when she laughs like that. Oh, I see. She just made Uncle Rumpel fall on his backside by tripping him up with her big feet.

Poor Uncle Rumpel. But luckily Uncle Rumpel has a big soft tummy to cushion his fall.

Walau, Auntie Joei is super uncouth and unglam. How can she scratch her backside in front of everyone. She thinks we are transparent huh?? Basket. If she is my wife, I'd lock her up in the house and not let her go out at all.

Then she can scratch her backside for as long as she cares. She can even go scratch her toes.

Another 'act cute' adult...

Auntie Jancie thinks she is very cute is it with her 'act cute' pose??? Can someone tell her, she is not very young, so leave the acting cute to babies like me???

I don't even have to act in order to be cute. I'm a natural.

And why is she stealing my food to eat??? Actually, good good. Auntie Jancie, eat more eat more, don't be shy.

Now we have my friend Ryan acting like an adult. Look, he is pushing my pram.

Note: Just pretend that you didn't see his maid supporting him behind him and pretend you didn't see that he was standing on a chair.

Ryan, what are you looking at??? Stop eyeing the scones lah. Your mummy and my mummy won't give them to you.

I'm telling you based on experience. I look look look whenever my mummy is eating and to date, I still haven't gotten a morsel of whatever she's eating.

Instead, I get yucky food.











You stare at me for what? I'm just telling the truth. You luckier than me. At least your mummy still gives you delicious puddings and muffins and all those delicious baby bottle foods.

You wanna swap places for a day????