Friday, December 14 2007

Nothing, I say nothing will get me away from my favourite mattress. It is my life, my everything.

Don't mind what I say earlier. I got a short term memory like a goldfish. Hey, did you know this stuff that I'm eating really tastes great. Not really sure what it is but I often see daddy putting it in his ear. Not only that, I hear sounds coming out from it too.

Hi there, I see one of my Aunties decided to pay me a visit today. *yawn*

In case you can't quite remember who she is, let me give you some clues.

She has curly hair, wears specs and is wearing a pink/beige stripey t-shirt. She also is a big time ah lian trying to act nerdy.

Auntie Von Von just asked me to pick out a weapon from my toy box. I think she wants to teach me how to use a weapon to wack up other babies.

Hmmm, let me choose my weapon wisely. Should I use this?

Or should I use this? Auntie Von Von, gimme some ah lian advice!!

Quick! Don't make me angry or I'll use this butterattlerfly to beat you up. Don't make me do it or you'll regret it. Your ROM is only 2 weeks away.

I'm sure you don't wanna look like a luo han on your ROM day.

Oh no, Auntie Von Von, don't get angry. I'm just a baby, please don't do anything you will regret later.

Timberrrrrrrrrr

Ha ha ha Auntie Von Von so weak. She collapsed under my heavy weight. That'll teach you, you weak Auntie. You are a has-been ok. Now the world is my oyster. I'm the future Ah Lian Queen.

Now let me give you my Ah Yoo-Ri kick to teach you a lesson you won't forget.

Ha Yah!!!

Hi, Auntie Nelly. How you doing today? Want me to teach you how to use the vacuum cleaner? I've seen Auntie Imelda do it umpteen times, I'm an expert at it now.

Auntie Von Von, let me show you what else I can do with my super teeth. Now watch, look and learn, you has-been.

Eh, are you watching and learning or you playing with your handphone???!!!

Ha Yah. That'll teach you to disobey my instruction, you silly has-been. Now instead of a pair of cup A boobies, you shall have a pair of cup -A boobies.

It sure feels good to surpass my master.

Eh, Auntie Von Von, why you wearing same patterned top as me? You copying me is it? You wanna copy also copy properly lah. Look, my top has a rabbit with red eye on it. What do you have on yours? Nothing. How can your nothing fight with my red eye bunny? Cheh

What you trying to do? Show off that your tummy bigger than mine is it?

You dream on okay. I have the biggest tummy in Ah Lian Land. Remember, I'm the champion.

Auntie Big Foot got me this tube dress. Not sure why they call it a tube dress when it just seems like a towel that mummy wraps around me after my baths.

Adults sure are a funny bunch.

What you looking at? Never seen a baby holding a toothbrush is it?