Wednesday, March 19 2008

Mummy, can you stop giving me this crappy bottled food and give me some real food instead? Come, let's do a swap. You can have this organic bottle shit and I take your bagel and coffee.

*sigh* Why is Teacher Zai looking so sad? Come on lah, I'm only gonna stop going to class for 2 weeks and not 2 years.

Doing my hat dance to perform for the bunch of monkeys in my class.

Am I glad my performance is over. Can't wait to get this smelly hat out of my head.

Hey Fred, wanna try on this hat? It's really cool.

What's up with Fred's evil grin? I'm sure he must have done something naughty as usual.

Shit. Fred is not his usual self. I wonder what's up with him. Did he steal my snacks? Did he take my drink? Did he take my favourite toy?

Hey hey hey, Teacher Ant watch where you touching. Don't anyhow touch touch ok. I'm not free ok. Touch my chest any longer and I'm gonna shout molest.

Mummy!!! Don't hug me. You are cramping my style. I'm supposed to be the cool babe in this class.

Fred's looking at me all funny today. I'm a bit nervous. Normally it's my job to make young boys nervous not vice versa. Crap. Got to read up on my manual to find out how to behave when a boy looks at me funny.

What's Ethan crying for? Come on Ethan, my fart's not that bad is it?

What's Auntie Maki trying to do? Tickle my thigh with her little skinny finger? Her finger is so skinny, it feels prickly instead of ticklish. tee hee

I'm so small that I can hide behind giant Suki. She sure is big for a 2 year old.

Wah, this Suki has the makings of a great triad leader. Look at the way she sits and look at her 80s Ah Beng permed hairdo. She sure is the ultimate Ah Lao Beng.

I, on the other hand, look like a sweet demure Indon girl with a baby chanel bag in tow.

I don't normally look like Chucky's sister but I'm just trying to show you how my Auntie Big Foot looks like whenever she suckers her husband into buying her a new bag.

I know I know, this Auntie sure looks puny like a midget. I'm laughing cos give me a few more years and I'm gonna tower over her like a giant tower over Jack.

I don't dare to look up. This Auntie sure is giving us Ah Lians a bad name. Check out her no. 2 pose. Auntie, can you give a better pose not? Maybe shake your leg or squat with a ciggie hanging on your lips or something like that??!!!

This Auntie sure is living in the retro era. Auntie, Cha Cham Bo was OVER like 50 years ago.

Ha ha this Auntie sure is funny. Even her palm is bigger than her entire face.

I sure am a happy baby today thanks to the crazy Auntie Von Von who never fails to crack me up.

*sigh* I just had to break another man's heart. Just told Uncle Jas that I cannot be with him cos by the time I'm old enough, he'll be having dentures. And frankly speaking, dentures are a no no for me.

Look Auntie Big Foot. This is how a little fairy looks like. Look, watch and copy.

Hmmm, I think I just toppled my pram over. Do you want to give me a hand and help me put it back up instead of just standing there snapping my pictures?

I'm sitting on a horsey. Too bad it's a dead one.

Hmmm, don't ask me who this is. I'm really too embarrassed to say that this strange creature is Auntie Big Boobs. She's probably gone a bit kuku from breathing in too much fumes.

Hmmm...I guess it's easier to let the picture do the talking.

2 mad people on the loose is all I can say.

Look. There must be a law against making 1 year old babies work right??!!! Mummy's getting more and more lazy day by day. Now I even have to do the vacuuming for her while she sits at the couch and have her morning coffee.

Finally time for a break. Mummy's gone to the washroom. Phew.....

Errrr I just realized Mummy's been in the toilet for too long. I think I have to clean up a heck of a lot of crap after she's done. :(