Wednesday, February 27 2008

Tuesday, February 26 2008

Looks pretty darn good doesn't it? But I'm sure it's not for me. So why bother drooling over forbidden food.

Did I hear right? Mummy actually said that plate of food is for me????

Hmmm, maybe I'm just hearing things. Or am I still in dreamland?

Hell no, seems like Mummy's got a bit of a screw loose today. Well, her loss is my gain. So better eat as fast as possible before she changes her fickle mind.

Wah, today must be my lucky day. First, I get a scrumptious breakfast and now I get to take this strange boy's snacks. I conned him into exchanging his snack for my crappy one.

Yeah yeah yeah, swing swing swing. What's the big deal about swinging? It's for small kids.

Now this is life. Sipping on a nice refreshing winter melon tea that mummy left on the floor. I better down it quickly before mummy monster comes back from the bathroom though.

Just doing my daily work out. I hear jumping on a trampoline makes you really fit. Include a ball in the routine and you become a super girl.

Look. I even have a mini car here just for me. Funny thing is the car doesn't seem to be moving me around. I seem to be moving the car around instead. Weird.

Just getting myself ready to go out. I better call my personal chauffeur to pick me up pronto. I hate waiting for people.

Don't I look like the typical baby model posing? Crappy isn't it?

This pose is so passe. So unnatural.















This is my rendition of a model's pose.

See how natural I look.
















I've just farted on Leap. Ha ha Serves him right for sitting on my couch without my consent.

Just did a smelly burp too. It's such a great feeling doing a burp and a fart concurrently.

Auntie Big Foot and Uncle Big Tummy thinks I should endorse this Japanese cracker. What say you? I think I should endorse Miu Miu instead then I can get free Miu Miu bags every season.

Check out my new Adidas runners. These are the latest baby fashion that hit Tokyo. I'm gonna be the coolest baby in town with my new shoes.

This by the way is a gift from my fave Auntie Big Foot.

Oops, why is Auntie Big Foot and Uncle Big Tummy looking at me with envy? Hmm...I know, maybe I should give them something too. Maybe they jealous they don't have new things.

Here Auntie Big Foot. I give you the plastic box which used to contain my fave toy. Don't be sad anymore ok?

Wednesday, February 20 2008

Zao An, welcome to Ikea.

There is plenty to see at Ikea.

First, let me introduce you to our shop's fine exhibit, Mo. Here, Mo is chewing on her left shoe. It tastes pretty foul I heard but Mo is Mo. She is a yakuza in training.

Here you see Yoo-ri and Suki fighting over one of Mo's smelly shoe. I guess what you don't have makes it even more desirable.

As you all can clearly see, Yoo-ri has definitely won the tug of war match against Suki. The spoils is the smelly shoe of Mo's.

Let's see what Yoo-ri thinks of Mo's smelly shoe.








Oops, is Yoo-ri dead? Is Mo's shoe really so smelly?

Oh thank goodness Yoo-ri has been revived by Suki. Suki has given Yoo-ri a magic cake that is able to expel the toxic of Mo's shoe.

Now Suki and Yoo-ri jump for joy.

Yoo-ri is still a bit traumatized from the horrible experience of smelling Mo's smelly shoe. She has never encountered a smell so bad.

Mo is not very happy and is now trying to make her shoe even more smelly by wearing them.

Who knows she might be lucky in killing Yoo-ri with her smelly shoes the next time round.

Yoo-ri is now changing the wheel of her own pram cos her mummy is not very good at such stuff. To think poor little Yoo-ri has to learn how to be independent at such a fine young age.

Yoo-ri sitting on an Ikea cart cos her pram is out of order. Poor little Yoo-ri.

Yoo-ri has to learn how to perform magic tricks so that she can earn some extra pocket money to fix up her pram.

This is a typical Yoo-ri's breakfast. Oatmeal, bread and leftover fruits. Which baby has to eat such thrash? Poor little Yoo-ri.

Here is another look at poor little Yoo-ri. She really is such a poor little baby isn't she?

This is not Yoo-ri. This is a very good example of bad fashion sense. Check out the unmatching head gear, mouth gear and dress. Tsk tsk tsk.

Kinda reminds me of Auntie Big Foot.

Even Yoo-ri is appalled at such fashion sense. She is stunned beyond words.

Who is this? Oops, is that Mo? What in the world is she wearing??

Both Suki and Yoo-ri are flabbergasted from the flamboyant fashion sense of Mo.

Yoo-ri taking a look in the mirror to make sure her hair is not messy after the swim.

Yoo-ri is trying to smile crooked like how Auntie Big Foot looks without smiling. Yeah, Auntie Big Foot sure looks funny. No wonder her husband always laughs whenever he sees her.

Monday, February 18 2008

Daddy looks a bit tired. Not sure why though. It's not as if he's been carrying me for 2 hours, it's only 20 minutes for god's sake.

Daddy's squeezing my ribs. Doesn't feel so comfy now. Basket. He doing it on purpose is it? Don't wanna carry me then say so la, FATHER.

Hmmm, this auntie seems to have a cushion on her. Feels like my pillow. Not bad, quite comfy. Better her than my mummy's chest definitely.

You can't see it, but we are both eyeing the same stuff. The chocolate mummy left on the floor.

Well, too bad little boy, I'm much bigger than you and I'm stronger too so there is not a chance you will ever get it faster than me. Not to say I have longer limbs than you. Now buzz off and eat your purees ok. Your mummy told me you still on a strictly puree diet only. Wait till you older then big sister Yoo-ri will give you some coffee cake ok?

Come come, let me wipe away your tears. Don't cry ok? I promise I'll give you nice foods in future when you start eating solid foods.

Auntie BB doesn't know it but I really am not interested in what she's doing. Even looking at the mat is more interesting.

Auntie, please....I'm really not interested in looking at how your stack the tiles up. Let me just kill myself by downing some chrysanthemum tea. Help me please......

My current fave show is the Criss Angel show. Let me do my version. See this box? It's red and empty. However, when I count to 10, you will find my frog friend Leap in there.

Now let us count to 10....














10, 9, 8, 6, 3, 1

Ta da......Here's Leap. Crap....where the hell is Leap?

Umm....actually let me practise a few more times with my daddy before I try performing my illusions on you guys. Maybe I'm still not ready for it.












Basket, Leap you are here. Snoozing on my couch again is it? You lazy bastard.

















Aaarrrgggghhh, you made me lose face. You deserve to have your face bitten off, stupid Leap.

















I'm at the play ground at Paragon. It's the first time I'm here playing. How do you go up to that platform huh?

Let me try to climb up this slope. Looks easy enough. If those other crappy kids can do it, so can I.

Wah, I've been climbing for 5 mins now and I don't seem to be reaching the top. What's up with this slope?

















You thought you would get to see me naked didn't you? Ha Ha

Look how cleverly I covered my vital spots with just a cup. Takes a little brains to figure that out.