Thursday, July 31 2008

I'll give you a dollar if you can guess what I'm up to in the next 5 seconds.

Come closer lah, why are you so afraid?

Ha ha. Gotcha!!! You sure are a dummy. How is the feeling of being hit by a ball?

After expending so much energy, I need to replenish with some goodies.

Nowadays, I have to do things by myself - even taking out my own snacks. Life sure has changed a lot since I was a baby.

Just doing the weekly marketing while my parents are having their leisurely Sunday dim sum.

My parents told me I have to earn my keep so what to do.....

I think I can sneak this M&Ms into the marketing list without daddy and mummy's knowledge. If they ask, I'll just say it's the latest yogurt brand.

Hey kiddo, get lost before I knock you down with my truck. Beep beep...buzz off.

I've recently upped my practical skills. Right now I can also put on socks on my own. I'm sure one smart baby.

Uncle, put the cushion there. That's right. Now hold it in place while I enjoy my show.

You got a problem with me, sista? Ya, that's right. I'm looking at you.

Get lost now before I kick your sorry ass.

Eee har. Now this is what I call a great horsey ride. Only big kids are allowed to sit on this ride.

Auntie, you trying to steal my school bag is it? Now put it back down before I report you to my parents.

Uncle, getting free and easy in my kitchen ah? Look, plain tap water is free but orange juice will costs ok?

Hey Auntie, leave that bag down. It now belongs to me. Your husband just drank some precious orange juice that is not only pure and orange, it's also nice and cold. Now that costs a total of $500. I doubt your bag costs that much right? Now buzz off WITHOUT your bag.

Hmmm....Hi5 sure is getting more interesting day by day. The casts weight seems to be fluctuating with each different series. What's up with these Aussies?














Oops. I forgot I'm also an Aussie. Thank goodness I am slim like a slim jim. Poor fatties.

Hmmm, let me think. I only have one chance with this ball. Can I hit Ryan's head with one shot????

Ryan, it's just my mummy with the camera. Don't bother about her. Let's continue watching Hi5.

Wah, there is a new ride over here. Got to get my ass over there before some other kids reach there.

Yeah. I'm first to reach this new ride. The problem is this freaken' ride needs $2. How can a kid like me afford it? Hello. $2 can buy me a MacDonalds sausage macmuffin with a cuppa ok. Basket.

I know. I can go to another place for a free ride.

Hey, mummy. Help me get one of these trolleys and pop me into one of them ok? At the same time, can you push the trolley around the mall?

Hmmm, just deciding what to have for my lunch today. Well, not much choices here. It's either japanese or japanese.

This is my type of heaven. I could stay here like forever.

I'm not in a really good mood today. I'm hot and sweaty see? Kim Yoo-ri doesn't like it when she perspires, it gets her in a foul foul mood.

Licking my fork is what I like to do before I eat my

food. Just to make sure that the fork is clean before I use it to pierce my food.

Shit. Mummy got angry and punished me for standing up. Now I'm supposed to hold this placemat over my head for 10 mins.

Har!!! Like real I'm gonna do it for 10 mins. I'm not even gonna do it for a minute, MUMMY.

Damn. Mummy really angry. Now she refused to give me a dollar for my favourite ride. Where is my Auntie Big Foot when she is needed?

Like my new toy? Look, it's behind me. Stop trying to ogle at my beautiful pins.

Just lazing my noon away. Gosh. Mummy sure taking her time to nap.

What should I do to waste my time while mummy is napping? Hmmmm














Trying to emulate what mummy looks like with a big tummy. Not sure what she has been eating but her tummy sure is expanding day by day.







I wonder where daddy bringing me today.















Hmmm, new place, new ride again.










Where the heck is this place? It does look kinda familiar.














Ah, who cares. Babies are not supposed to know so much anywayz. I'll just play with my slide and be happy.

Sunday, July 27 2008

Bet you don't know where I am now. As you can see, this ride is something really new.












AH HA. It's a Hi-5 ride. Cool isn't it?!!! They even have some cool music coming from it. I love this ride.














What's the stupid boy looking at? Never seen a hot babe on a ride is it?? He stupid or what?!














Still admiring me is it, little buddy? Hey, go ogle at some other chicks ok? I'm taken already, punk.

Taken by my daddy that is. My daddy will beat the crap out of your sorry ass if you don't stop looking.











This machine is pure heaven. It has my favourite lollis in them. The problem is how do I con mummy into getting me some?













Damn it. Instead of yummy lollis, I get raisins instead. Oh well, beggars can't be picky.










Raisins not that bad actually. Maybe I can pretend that I'm eating lollis instead of raisins.












Hmmmm....yummy yummy. It sure tastes more delicious once I put in a little of my imagination. Boy, am I smart or what.













Don't I look like I'm in heaven?















Why am I wasting my time on this stupid ride again? Oh ya, I forgot. Mummy is preggers and she's got a goldfish memory now. Oh well, forgive and forget.













Luckily I still have you around, Bob. You are really my best riend.









Not sure what Bob ate this morning, but his breath sure smells funky. I feel like puking now.














Better gargle my mouth with some of mummy's drink. I'm not gonna be so dumb as to pollute my own drink with Bob's disgusting saliva.














Just kicking back and relaxing in my favourite cafe. Only I'm allowed to do that here.













Auntie Lyn, what you trying to bribe me with this time??? Got anything better than marshmallows not?








Hey Fab boy, let me teach you how to work this machine ok? You not very smart even though you much older than me.