Sunday, August 31, 2008

Monday, September 1 2008




I feel in a happy mood today so I shall show you a series of stretching exercises that I do to keep myself in tip top shape even though I eat a lot.

Now watch carefully.











Step 1: Focus in front (or at least pretend to focus) while extending your spine.














Step 2: Lift up your right leg and stretch.















Step 3: Curl your back backwards and remember to focus in front again.









Step 4: Now lengthen your arms and stretch. Make sure you tighten up your butt muscles.














Step 5: Now raise up both legs onto the ledge and continue to stretch.









Step 6: Lower your feet to the ground and then pull down your shoulders and stretch.














Now give your warrier look and get ready to binge!!!!















Boy oh boy. The things I do just to be able to binge.















If you are afraid that you are eating too much, just eat while standing.














You can also try to stretch as you stand to maximize burning of calories.














Daddy and I sure are similar. We love to be number 1. We checking out the competition now.

Our aim is to be the first ones to enter the supermarket when it opens its doors.











Maybe if I give my very unhappy look to that lady and her daughter, she would move aside and let us go in before her.













Just having a dip with my daddy. Mummy is lazing around by the pool as usual. She sure doesn't really seem to like the water as much as us.







Having the time of my life with daddy. Daddy sure is the best. He indulges me every weekend. I love weekends.








I love my daddy.






Sunday, August 31 2008




What the heck. Mummy woke me up from my noon nap just for this???!!!














Shit man. If I don't vent my frustrations soon, I'm gonna go mad.














Basket. Can't you see that I'm not very happy? Suki sure is very brave to even attempt to hold my hand. Let me teach her a lesson once our mummies are out of sight.






"Hai Yah!!!" Serves you right buddy. Now you got a taste of my SuperDuperDoubleKick.








Check out her dazed look. Ha ha ha















Hmmm, this looks like the ham that the recipe states in this book. I wonder if I can get mummy to buy it so that I can try to cook it tomorrow.















Ah actually I'm just joking. Who has the time to cook. I hardly have time to play with my ball. Now do you think I can fling this ball at the ugly dude there?











Time for dinner. However, I have to buckle myself up first cos mummy won't serve me dinner till I'm all strapped up.













How I wish my mummy can be more relaxed about things. I hear some kids can even watch tv or run around while eating. I want that too!!!!!













Eeee, I can' t stand my outfit. It matches too well. I want to change an outfit. I don't want the clip too.














Now that's much better. Now I can relax and have fun at the mall more comfortably.














I think I know where I am. Daddy and mummy brought me here once when I was much younger and dumber.














Hmmm I wonder if this book will do the trick.















OOops, got caught doing my biz again. Hey, come on....I need to concentrate while doing my biz. Do you mind?

Ooops oooops, as you can clearly see, I need to read while I do my biz.











This is so embarassing. I better hide behind this shelf. Seems that the poo poo I did is really a big smelly one. Better hide before the people in charge catches me.







On the way back. But seems like it's a long way home. I hate long car journeys.














Shit man. Still on the road.

Where did we just go to man? Mars?





Friday, August 29, 2008

Saturday, August 30 2008




*yawn* just took a nap on my mat. Now I don't know what to do.














Maybe I should try to do a sit up from this position. Seems like my abs getting a bit lax nowadays. Got to work out a bit more.













I've even picked up how to do pole dancing. Am I doing it right though? Doesn't look so cool like when the other adults do it.














Maybe it's my innocent face. Oh well, can't be helped. I just look this innocent, can't change the fact.













Oh wow. Look what I got for free again. I got an iced chocolate from the yellow man cafe. How I wish the lady would give me an iced latte instead.

Oh well, better than nothing. Some kids can only dream about getting freebies.









Hmmm these creatures sure look really pathetic. Imagine eating dried grass and alfafa sprouts everyday. Poor things.














Sorry rabbits, even though I like you guys a lot but I'm not willing to share my raisins with you. You guys try to imagine eating a carrot or something when you are eating the sprouts ok?







*chomp chomp chomp*

Yummy. Raisins sure taste good especially while watching those bunnies eat crappy food. Ha ha

Maybe the food mummy gives me ain't so crappy after all.








Roarrrr I'm raring to go with lots of energy to do many things.














Hmmmm, what should I do actually?










I know, I know. I can play hide and seek. I better hide here.









Ta dah....I'm here.














Freaken hell. How to play hide and seek by myself. It's no fun at all. Where are my friends when I need them.















Heh heh I'm out of my house and having the time of my life. I sneaked out when mummy was having her siesta.















Hmmm, seems like being out without mummy isn't that bad afterall. At least I get to do whatever I like and not be told what to do or what not to do.












Looking at the pond makes me feel like swimming too. Should I????









Yahoo. I'm at the pool and having the time of my life. I should sneak out more often.

Maybe the next time I should add in some sedatives in mummy's coffee. She should be asleep for half a day.





I look like I've been crying but the truth is I'm just practising my melancholy look.














As my top clearly states "it's not easy being pretty". Yeah, I do understand this statement perfectly well. At my young unripe age, I've encountered many advances from not only little boys, but also little girls.

This world sure seems like a scary place to be in.










Eh, today is a bit quiet ya. Why no one ogling at me???? Basket.














Oh well, since no one wants to look at me today. Fine. I shall do something else with my time.














I shall dig my nose and eat my snot. Ha ha ha Tastes really weird actually. But still better than mummy's cooking.













Don't I look like a jockey on this horsey? I must be the youngest jockey in Singapore and maybe in the whole wide world.













*sigh* to be the best sure makes one lonely. Maybe I should try to be as normal as other kids.














Don't mind me. I'm just walking around the mall thinking of what to do later.









Actually I do feel like doing something right now. Yeah, I mean right now.














Ooooph....Ummmmmmm... okie, it's out now. Phew....having constipation sure isn't fun.














Just playing my ball while waiting for mummy to change my diapers. I know I'm a big kid but sometimes I just want mummy to have some chores to do like cleaning my backside.












Wondering whether I should leave my ball here while I go look for some food. It's a bit hard to eat and carry my ball at the same time.














What the heck. I'll just bring my ball and ask mummy to feed me instead. Why bother feeding myself when I have mummy at my beck and call.