Saturday, June 28 2008

Mummy just stole my most valued possession.

Look mummy I swap you an empty bottle if you return it. It's a good deal. Empty bottle worth a lot amongst us babies.

I got ride sponsored by mummy. She thinks I forgot but I don't. I want my thing back. But I will enjoy the ride first.

Chilling out, on a tour of Singapore. Someone told me the other day that I actually own Singapore. It was bought as a gift for my 21st birthday. I wonder if the people come included, or I just get the land and houses only.












Hey buddy, focus on the road. You smile in your own time. I'm paying you to drive.














Time for another ride. It's better than a massage.















I recognize this kid. Can't remember from where? What a loser. Everyone knows big bird is 30 years too outdated.












Hey buddy, you come from a village or what? Big bird ride is for pussies. You got a pussy is it?











I seem to be on a very interesting ride.














Faster, faster. The 3 of us can catch the bad guys.









Hey bad guy. You graduate from big bird ride, to yellow truck ride is it? Got news for you. No-one rides the yellow truck ride anymore.













Ha ha. This is the most popular ride. It's got barney, and some green monster friend of barney. Only cool babies like me get to ride on it.













Look I can teach you the ropes, but you gotta pay alright? Get your mummy to pop the coin in. Then I join you on this ride. But you stay on passenger side. Driving for a big bird ride addict like you is too much already.








Yuck you trying to kiss me is it? I see you have tried this before. Kiss me lah. I just managed to spit out a big load of smelly drool on my cheeks. I was looking for a tissue to wipe it up anyways. Lick away.






Back off, I own this shop.















I own this trolley too. I mugged a street person for it.
















On another ride. You can never have enough.
















Back doing my rounds on the trolley.














Donald duck. Nice but sorta only in a retro way. Beats the heck out of big bird though.














My hip hop routine. Notice I'm grabbing my crotch.















Hey auntie von von. Smile for the camera. Open your eyes lah. You making this picture no good. You look like you just took a sleep pill.












I normally only do this to my daddy. However I had a sudden urge to jump up and down and your stomach looks suitable. Hold your breath now.









Come on mummy I give you an empty bottle give me back that thing you took from me this morning.














Come on. I'm your daughter. Don't hold out on me. I can see you have it.













Hey, what's up? I've been cultivating that piece of snot in my nose for days and saving it for a special occasion to nibble on it. I just saw you pop it into your mouth. Give it back. It's gonna take me another few days and a flu to re-generate a nice sized snot ball.

Wednesday, June 25 2008

I got bored of sitting on the couch so here I am sitting on the top of the couch. It sure feels much more comfy than my strawberry couch.













This couch is great for many things. I can even practise some of my dance moves on it whilst watching tv.













I can even stand on it and scratch my thigh when I'm itchy.














I can even sit like an ah lian when I feel like it.










I can pretend that I'm a cat scaling the walls.











I can even suck on my finger when I'm super bored.















I can pick on my teeth to pick out food fragments that got stuck in between.














Just sitting down with my amigo, Auntie Big Foot. She doesn't look so happy. Ungrateful auntie. I invited her to sit here with me. The least she could do is to smile right?








Wah, now she giving me the stare. She think I scared of her is it?

Auntie, you forgot I'm Kim Yoo-ri ok. I'm not born from some weak little froggy. I'm my mummy and daddy's daughter. I'm as strong as a cow, tough as a bull, fierce as a dinosaur.




Ha ha ha I scared Auntie Big Foot off with my stare. Now that will teach her who is the real boss over here.














Now now Auntie Big Foot, you are still not forgiven. Unless you buy me some ice cream, sharks fins soup and some french fries. How about it? Is that a deal or not?








Auntie Big Foot sulking away and complaining to Uncle Big Tummy about the feast she got me. What a wuss. She lucky I only asking of those.








Auntie auntie, where are you going? Don't leave me alone here lah. I have no money to go home on my own.













Ooooo thank goodness. Auntie Big Foot only went to withdraw more $$ for me to spend. She sure is the nicest auntie I've ever met.













As you can see, I am sitting on a supermarket trolley. Don't ask me what this Uncle is trying to do but he's been trying to bribe me with titbits and toys.








Oops, I just broke some bottles in this shop with my new ball. Die. Better run before someone catches me. I got no money to compensate and I don't wanna be working in this shop for free.

Tuesday, June 24 2008

The weather sure is good today. Daddy and I went for a walk at Vivocity in the morning. Only problem is it's too freaken' hot. I'm going back to the mall man.

No air con, no Yoo-ri.











Can't believe those silly kiddos who are under the sun playing in the water. Are they nuts? They wanna get skin cancer izzit?













Ha ha ha I've got a good spot over here. I can check out all the action going on down there. Am I smart or am I smart?













Ah HA. I can even play hide and seek with my mummy in the shops. I wonder how mummy found out I was hiding behind this glass window.













Let's see if she can find me behind this board. Shit. Have I gone too far off? I can't seem to locate my daddy and mummy anywhere.













I'm not actually biting my finger. I'm actually just picking the food out of my teeth.














What the heck is stuck there man? It's irritating the hell outta me.














How do you like my serious expression? I save this expression for when my Auntie Big Foot does something really dumb like biting on my toys.













Not mind me. I'm not really crying. I'm just practising my acting for my future. I got to hone my skills as they say from young.













I wonder who mummy is talking to. She seems to be laughing so wickedly. I wouldn't want to be the person on the receiving end man.













Wanna see my latest swimwear? It's the latest fashion now.














Wanna see me do a dance in the tub?















My fresh out of water look.















Thinking of what I want to drink sure isn't easy. Milk or tea? What do you think?














Feeling really happy today.

I managed to con mummy into buying me a new toy. :)












Trying my hardest to look like my daddy. Too many people still think daddy is not my daddy.

Oh well, can't really blame them though. :P