Tuesday, May 28 2008

Look at me. Don't I look like the dumb cat Kitty Kitty? But I sure look more normal don't I? At least I have a mouth.

Auntie Suria, are you trying to kidnap me? Help...someone help!!!! I'm on the verge of being kidnapped.

Ha ha I'm kidding. Auntie Suria is actually Auntie Bebe's maid and she is just helping to put me on the top of the slide. Beats climbing up the stairs anyday man.

See how smart I am. Instead of climbing the stairs, I crawl upwards to the top of the slide too. It not only gets me up the slide, I also get to cut queue. Now the other kids who get up on the slide can't slide down with me blocking their way, can they?

Have you met my friend Ryan? We having a lunch date together at Sushi Tei. Supposed to be his treat cos he is a guy. But I guess our mummies can pay for our lunch date first since I doubt he earning any money yet.

What's Ryan looking at? My apricot and sultanas???

Don't think when I'm not looking at you, I can't see what you are doing ok. I have eyes behind my head too, buddy.

Ah ha!! Nearly caught you trying to grab my fruits didn't I? Looking guilty only makes it more obvious what you were trying to do.

Now fess' up before I complain to your mummy.

I think I just spotted a new food store here. It's a shop selling all yummy italian pasta and stuff. Crap. Who am I trying to kid? I don't even like pastas. Yucks.

I hope this shop closes down real soon and a fast food joint takes over the space. Nothing beats good ol' fries and burgers for a meal.

Just watching my fave musical and practising my dance moves.

Wow, learning the steps of the High School Musical 2 ain't no easy task for a little 16 month old baby.

Well, lucky for me I have my daddy's dancing talent.

Nothing beats hanging around the pool with a bottle of cold tea and some crackers. This is life.

Sure beats working in an office located at Maxwell Road pretending to act busy during work hours when all you are doing is being on MSN and going to Ya Kun to buy coffee with less sugar.

Correction. Drinking icy cold ice lemon tea is the best to beat the heat and hanging around the pool. Man, this is really good. Thank goodness mummy has a tummyache or else she is bound to steal my drink from me.

Oh well, it's never too late to learn how to sign my own name now that my fan base is getting bigger. Damn, it's tough using a pen. Maybe I should just use my hand print instead.

Being a grown up baby sure ain't fun. Now mummy makes me carry all my snacks and stuff in my little backpack. :(

Didn't anyone tell mummy that babies aren't supposed to carry things that are too heavy?

Sunday, May 25 2008

Well well, now that you've seen them all, what do you think of my dancing? Better than how Auntie PinHead or Auntie Alien dances right?? Don't talk about Auntie Big Foot dancing. The last time I saw her dancing, the floor cracked.

Oops, she's just behind me. Crap. I'm gonna get ganna by her, I'm pretty sure. She probably won't give me any more snacks from now on and I'll end up malnourished cos my mum's food sux and my only source of nutrients is from Auntie Big Foot.

Oh no.....I don't wanna end up looking like a malnourished baby. I don't wanna have a life where I can't have food, snacks, milk, bori-cha, and all my yummy treats.

If I remember rightly, I would have some stash of goodies hiding somewhere here, wouldn't I?? Maybe I should check to see if they are still around. Who knows if my greedy daddy has stolen them for himself.

Hmmm, frankly speaking...I don't think I remember where I hid my goodies stash.

Monday, May 19 2008

Better make sure no one is watching. I'm gonna pull this bear's ears. Stupid bear...how dare he see me change diapers.

Cheeky bear.

Just got this nice little biscuit from a strange auntie. Not quite sure what this biscuit is, but it sure tastes better than the usual crap my mum gives me.

Oops, you caught me in my latest acquired helicopter. I was not supposed to flaunt it but since you found out, what the heck.

Yeah, that's right. I own this helicopter. Am I the coolest baby in town or what man?

Just prepping myself before I head out. I'm carrying my latest gucci baby bag. It fits all my make up nicely. Only grouse is that it ain't big enough to hold my water bottle and snacks.

Just practising my kick when mummy tries to put me in the sleeping bag. Now that I'm bigger and stronger, there is no way my puny mummy can withstand my super kick.

If my super kick doesn't work to my expectation, then I will just have to resort to my scary mousy expression. I learned this really scary expression from my Auntie Big Foot. She does this a lot especially when Uncle Big Tummy pisses her off.

*whoot* wah, that ice cream sure looks good. Must con mummy into buying ice cream for me later. Maybe I should pretend to fall really badly and mummy will take pity on me and buy me one.

I'm definitely not gonna jump on this trampoline. What do you think I am? A monkey?

Sorry dude, but I'm just pretending that this is a stage and I'm standing here waiting to perform.

My new horsey. It's called Dumbass Horse That Doesn't Move.

I'm gonna apply eyeshadow now. Hmmm, I've seen my mum do this lots of time, it should be easy peasy.

Aaaahhhhh.....I read that doing facial exercises is good for the elasticity of the face. So I'm doing my facial stretching exercises. It's a daily routine I follow religiously.

Who needs saggy skin like Auntie BF? Not me for sure. :P

Ta daa...... My finished product. Don't I look fabulously glamourous??

Check out my sexy pout. Nice? I learned this from my daddy. He's a master at this. That's how he conned my mummy.

This is my really intelligent look. This I inherited from my mummy of cos. My daddy looks like he is really thick in the head.

I'm just practising my coy look. I reckon I might need to use this look when I have admirers in future.

Truthfully, I copied this coy look from Auntie Big Foot. I notice she does this a lot when she is with her pet bat. I wonder why.......

Note: Auntie BF really rears bats as pets.








My superstar look. :)















My superstar incognito pouting look. :P















Just one of the random Yoo-ri fan that wants to have her share of the limelight.














Shit. Upon closer look, this woman sure is dangerous looking. She's got metal bits as teeth. Better not put my face too close to her mouth lest she decides to do damage unto me.