Saturday, April 12, 2008

Saturday, April 12 2008



Heh heh Just spotted my favourite Auntie Big Foot. Hey Auntie Big Foot, come here. Look at me. I'm so adorable....come over and plonk a dollar coin into the slot.










Ha ha I did it once again. Conned my Auntie Big Foot once again. Auntie, you sure are my favourite Auntie of all time.

















Shit. My trick didn't work anymore. Damn. This looks like a much better ride than that crappy purple monster ride. Wasted my chance.











Poor Mo. Her mummy made her work as a part time cleaner at this mall.

I'm to be her supervisor to make sure she does everything right.














Phew. Being a supervisor sure ain't an easy job. I'm taking my short break now. How I wish I were still a baby.

















Show you how stern I can look. Fierce??

Don't worry. As long as you listen to me, I won't give you this look.










My good friend, Suki. Don't mind her seaweed hair. She just woke up that's why.

















Not my most flattering shot but what the heck. Just goes to show even perfect people has that off days sometimes.

















Yee haa. I just saw mummy bringing a box of something for me. It must be a new toy. I love my mummy.

















New toy my ass. It's a freaking magic mop that she got me. Seems like my chores are piling up day by day.

















Mummy, I'm almost done. Can I put this magic mop away now?

















Just spotted another perfect baby. Oops....just realized it is me.

















Mummy, I really really didn't eat your meringue. It's not me, it must be Auntie Big Foot.

















Onto a new ride. This time it's a Spiderman ride and it costs 2 dollars a ride. Guess who's the sucker who paid for my ride this time?

Hint: She is big and has 2 foot.









Just conned another somebody into buying me the latest MacDonald's burger. It's called a McGriddle. Have you tried it???
















It really tastes that good. I'm loving it.



















Practising my 'gonna cry' look. Always works with my daddy. Now you know why my daddy has never ever raised his voice at me. He's a sucker when it comes to me.















Not so sure where I am, but sure is a good place. Has lots of toys and tit bits for me.

















Crap. Did I just see Dr Chan walk in?? Is this her clinic??? Damn it.....that's it. I'm getting out.

















*sigh* everyday I'm just thinking about earning my own money. I wonder when I will be able to earn some cold hard cash.
















If I'm earning my own money, I guess I will be more busy than usual and will be really tired from work.

















I'll also be able to buy all the yummy foods I love and do anything I like. What a wonderful thought.

















Just waiting for mummy to buy me my breakfast at Starbucks. I ordered a quiche and a skinny latte for today.

















My rendition of how Auntie Big Foot looks like when she is pouting.

















Showing my daddy my latest dance moves. It's called the Twinkle Twinkle Little Star hip hop dance.

















Now give me my well deserved applause. :)


















Waiting for the elevator to arrive. Sure is taking quite long this time.

















It sure is taking really long. What's up man.


















Just teaching Auntie Big Foot how to slide down the couch my way. Not quite sure if she smart enough to get it though but will try to train her.











He he she managed to do it. But I think she broke my daddy's couch. She's so dead. I'm sure daddy will wring her skinny neck and hang her up by the door. I wonder why she laughing when she will be in trouble real soon.









Auntie Big Foot just went to Waffles Wu to do some cosmetic surgery. Must admit though, that Waffles guy sure is a great surgeon.
















Doing my performance for the aunties. I'm singing and dancing to Fergie's Clumsy.

















Look at how mesmirized my audience are. I truly am a star in the making.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Tuesday, April 1 2008



Just finished my meal. Just got to swallow my plastic spoon and I'm done. Wait a second ok?








Now that I'm done with my lunch, it's time for me to walk around with my pink matching pram. I'm more like an adult now. I don't really need my mummy and daddy except when I want their money.










Suki is a bigger adult than me and that explains why her pram is much bigger than mine. It also explains why her pram looks so drab compared to my kickass pram.

No wonder she looks so sad. Poor Suki Suki.









Look how much I've grown. Now my pram looks so puny under me. I'm taller than most kids my age too. I'm gonna be a BIG bully when I grow up. Gonna be like my daddy and kick some @ss.











My mummy just called me on my mobile. Damn. She asked me to do more work for her. :(













Just doing 1 of my daily chores - sweeping the floor. My mummy very kindly bought me a small dustpan with a small brush so that it will be easier for me to sweep. How sweet of her isn't it? Has anyone actually called the Baby Abuse Bureau on my behalf??









Just found my Kammi that mummy was trying to hide away from me. Silly mummy. Who does she think she trying to con? I'm Yoo-ri not Ding Dong.












Just realized that mummy has not left any of her ice cream for me. Grrrrr pisses me off whenever she does that. Gonna seek my revenge on this shitty Kammi.











I'm trying to look as pathetic as I can. Am I convincing enough?













Is this more convincing??














Crap. I meant to get some sympathy from some random strangers AUNTIE, not you. You don't even give me any tit bits and you wanna take a picture with me??!!!











What's this Auntie so happy smiling at the dumb kid for? Doesn't she know the kid below is making fun of her? Dummy Auntie.












Just testing to see if this phone is waterproof as what it claims to be.

Besides the phone is not mine, so even if it gets spoilt, Auntie Big Foot's problem.






Cannot stand some inconsiderate Auntie. Not only did she take over my couch but she also messed up my hair cos she jealous of my hair color and texture.

Hint: The Auntie has Big Feet.









Is anything wrong? I'm just eating my strawberry so just gimme some peace ok?













Still eating strawberry. What to do? My parents bought strawberries cheap and could not finish them in time before they got bad.












Ha ha Just managed to con my daddy into giving me his ham and cheese sandwich.













Shit. Did he put in some hot mustard????














I'm gonna get daddy for this one day. And by then, my revenge will be oh so sweet.