Wednesday, March 19 2008

Mummy, can you stop giving me this crappy bottled food and give me some real food instead? Come, let's do a swap. You can have this organic bottle shit and I take your bagel and coffee.

*sigh* Why is Teacher Zai looking so sad? Come on lah, I'm only gonna stop going to class for 2 weeks and not 2 years.

Doing my hat dance to perform for the bunch of monkeys in my class.

Am I glad my performance is over. Can't wait to get this smelly hat out of my head.

Hey Fred, wanna try on this hat? It's really cool.

What's up with Fred's evil grin? I'm sure he must have done something naughty as usual.

Shit. Fred is not his usual self. I wonder what's up with him. Did he steal my snacks? Did he take my drink? Did he take my favourite toy?

Hey hey hey, Teacher Ant watch where you touching. Don't anyhow touch touch ok. I'm not free ok. Touch my chest any longer and I'm gonna shout molest.

Mummy!!! Don't hug me. You are cramping my style. I'm supposed to be the cool babe in this class.

Fred's looking at me all funny today. I'm a bit nervous. Normally it's my job to make young boys nervous not vice versa. Crap. Got to read up on my manual to find out how to behave when a boy looks at me funny.

What's Ethan crying for? Come on Ethan, my fart's not that bad is it?

What's Auntie Maki trying to do? Tickle my thigh with her little skinny finger? Her finger is so skinny, it feels prickly instead of ticklish. tee hee

I'm so small that I can hide behind giant Suki. She sure is big for a 2 year old.

Wah, this Suki has the makings of a great triad leader. Look at the way she sits and look at her 80s Ah Beng permed hairdo. She sure is the ultimate Ah Lao Beng.

I, on the other hand, look like a sweet demure Indon girl with a baby chanel bag in tow.

I don't normally look like Chucky's sister but I'm just trying to show you how my Auntie Big Foot looks like whenever she suckers her husband into buying her a new bag.

I know I know, this Auntie sure looks puny like a midget. I'm laughing cos give me a few more years and I'm gonna tower over her like a giant tower over Jack.

I don't dare to look up. This Auntie sure is giving us Ah Lians a bad name. Check out her no. 2 pose. Auntie, can you give a better pose not? Maybe shake your leg or squat with a ciggie hanging on your lips or something like that??!!!

This Auntie sure is living in the retro era. Auntie, Cha Cham Bo was OVER like 50 years ago.

Ha ha this Auntie sure is funny. Even her palm is bigger than her entire face.

I sure am a happy baby today thanks to the crazy Auntie Von Von who never fails to crack me up.

*sigh* I just had to break another man's heart. Just told Uncle Jas that I cannot be with him cos by the time I'm old enough, he'll be having dentures. And frankly speaking, dentures are a no no for me.

Look Auntie Big Foot. This is how a little fairy looks like. Look, watch and copy.

Hmmm, I think I just toppled my pram over. Do you want to give me a hand and help me put it back up instead of just standing there snapping my pictures?

I'm sitting on a horsey. Too bad it's a dead one.

Hmmm, don't ask me who this is. I'm really too embarrassed to say that this strange creature is Auntie Big Boobs. She's probably gone a bit kuku from breathing in too much fumes.

Hmmm...I guess it's easier to let the picture do the talking.

2 mad people on the loose is all I can say.

Look. There must be a law against making 1 year old babies work right??!!! Mummy's getting more and more lazy day by day. Now I even have to do the vacuuming for her while she sits at the couch and have her morning coffee.

Finally time for a break. Mummy's gone to the washroom. Phew.....

Errrr I just realized Mummy's been in the toilet for too long. I think I have to clean up a heck of a lot of crap after she's done. :(

Friday, March 14 2008

Nowadays people say I have a chin. I think they really meant double chin. I really need to go on a diet - one that consists of royce chocos and haagen daaz ice cream. I hear from Auntie Big Boobies that the latest diet fads is to eat as much sugar as possible.

Dear Fairy Godmum, please grant me my wish. I wish that I won't grow up to be as fat as Auntie Big Foot. She's a living disgrace to womenkind.

I definitely am a Big Big Boss. See, only I can make my granddaddy pick up things for me.

I just saw a boy's little tweety. Boy is it small. It's smaller than my little finger. Ha ha ha

Just making sure my pram is still behind the chair and no dumbass babies are trying to get on it. Look. I know my pram is the same as any other babies, but it's my pram and I have to protect it.

Just putting on my smart look. My granddaddy always says I'm a smartie so better to look smart while he is around.

I'm not only smart, I'm really fashionable too. The latest trend is the toga so here I am with my toga outfit. Looks much better than when it was a dress isn't it?

Just practising my 'raising arm' technique. I want to make sure I exercise my arms more so that I don't accumulate so much fats like my Auntie Big Foot. I saw Auntie Big Foot's arms jiggle so much it gave me nightmares for 10 nights in a row.

This is my Auntie Big Foot. Not only is she fat, shapeless and pale, she also has jiggly arms.

The only part of her body that doesn't jiggle is probably her fingers.














My Auntie Big Boobs buying me a cake for being such a nice little girl. I love my Auntie Big Boobs. :)

Just exchanging my crappy non-organic raisins with Suki for her expensive organic raisins.

Well, at least one of us is happy in this picture.

Hey hey, I didn't say you can lean on my shoulder buddy. Go lean on Skinny's skinny shoulder ok. I'm not for grabs.

Sometimes I get tired walking then I rely on Suki to help me get around. Got to say though, she's a real buddy.

Come to think about it, I seem to be in the same position since 5 mins ago. Oy, what's happening here Suki?!! Never eat or what?

Just demonstrating to her how to push the cart properly.

Just trying to look like Skinny. Skinny's mouth is perpetually open like this. Makes me wonder if he is trying to catch some flies and mosquitoes.

My mummy loves me yes she does. She has been bringing me out for breakfast more often nowadays. :) I love my mummy.

I sure look good. Who are those 2 behind me spoiling my picture? The one on the right sure looks funny.

My friend, Fred. He likes offering me drinks but I told him before, "Yo Fred, no fret. Even though I'm not interested in you, I'm interested in your food".

I love the bouncy castle.












I really don't know what to say about this uncle but "Grow up Uncle......". *sigh*