Why does daddy look different. Why does mummy look different? Oh I forgot, Today is birthday for 2 of my Aunties. One is the big boob, other is the big foot one.
Why do I look so good? I should be on an SK II commercial. Use Sammy Cheng for what? My skin much whiter and better. Of course my secret is not SK II. My secret is that sour, smelly white stuff I drink on a daily basis. Also instead of pitera, I apply spitera.
Who is this guy? Smiling for what? What is this photo? A comedy picture? Come on mister, act your age lah. I'm just a baby and even I look more serious than you.
Eh Auntie. I didn't know the guy was your fiancee. I wasn't being rude. Relak lah. Have some birthday cake or something.
I didn't even pull your hair Auntie. Where you work? Mediacorp?
No offense lah, but unless you noticed I'm a girl. And If I'm not wrong, you are a girl too lah. Kiss me for what? Go kiss smiley sitting next to you lah, and leave this poor baby in peace.
Oh please if there is a god, let that chandelier hanging on the ceiling fall down and crush this irritating Auntie (but avoid me of course).
So much for the chandelier. How else can I get Auntie to let me go.
As you can see, Auntie is too smart. I'm still stuck with her. Even my look of extreme displeasure is being ignored. By now my yellow dress is wrinkled and I'm getting very irritated. Should I place my trump card and take a poop? It's a baby's last resort of defense.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Auntie, I know it's your birthday but come on lah. Stop patting my ass you pervert. Also let me down. Can't you see I'm in the middle of important business. I'm trying to push out a pellet of poo. Ever since I started solids, it's not as easy to poo poo.
Where is daddy? Auntie big boob scared of daddy. I need him now. I'm being molested.
What's up with today? Specky fat belly now wants to hold me. Uncle, I'm too young for you. Plus you got married already right? You getting itchy fingers so quick is it? Shame on you.
Basket...only 7 days already looking for fresh chicks. What are you?? A freaken cassanova???!!! Watch out for Auntie Big Foot's kick okay.
Oops, I think someone ought to tell Auntie BB that her red top has a big horizontal hole on it. Walau, pay money to have holes on her clothes??? Auntie is not very smart is she???
Is Auntie Von von a gang member? Why is she throwing a hand signal. What does it mean? Right back at you lady. What wrong with you today? You pick on me for what?
Not smiling anymore are you buddy. I bet you just got the bill. Ha Ha.
Drink all you want. It's just water. The alcohol is in my bottle and I'm not sharing. You just a specky lah, it would be wasted on you. Only cool people drink.
Why does Auntie Big Foot look like that. Isn't it her birthday? She looks like she just found out her life savings got stolen and she hasn't a penny left. Oh yeah,,, that's the truth after getting her new flat. Dun worry Auntie, my offer to lend you some of my daddy's money is still valid. Like I said before I give you special rate of 25% per month.
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