Wednesday, September 4 2007

I'm not very happy as you can see. What's up with my parents?? They bring me to a nice chinese restaurant but all I get is plain water????!!!!

This is not what I came out for. I wanna go back home.

I'm still not in a chirpy mood. The earlier incident is still lingering in my mind. I can be pretty petty when it comes to food.

Daddy, stop trying to pacify me. It's useless, it's too late.

Unless of cos you buy me some sharks fins soup that I saw mummy eating earlier.

Who do I remind you of???

Let me give you some options.

a) Daddy
b) Da Da
c) Pa pa
d) O-pa

Did you see my pink armour?? I use it when I need to fight off the evil friends of mummy. They seem to like to hold me and hug me and do unmentionable things to me like kissing and smearing me with all their germs.

I only wish I could find a cover for my face....then I can fend off their wet advances.

I'm fantasizing about something but I can't remember what I was fantasizing about. Was it a cheesecake or was it ice cream I was thinking about.

Hey, I just say I am a smart baby. I never did say I had a good memory.

















Did you see that??? Did you, did you???

I'm so fast at wielding my sword that it looks blurry. Bet you can't do that. You sux you sux you sux you sux....(especially dedicated to 1 of my fave Aunties, Auntie Big Foot)

"HA HA HA"

Besides having to eat mummy's crappy foods, I got to pretend to find Auntie Big Foot's joke funny. Life sure isn't that fun anymore.

How I wish I was little and ignorant once again.

Trying to practise my big boss pose in my big boss chair.

In future, I will be sitting on a big kick ass director's chair and firing some asses. Don't play around with Kim Yoo-Ri or YOU'RE FIRED.

The 1st thing I'll implement is "No Msn-ing during office hours".

Hey, I want some food. Quick come here and take my orders.

What's up with Uncle Bear?? Why is he always touching me?? What does he think I am??? One of his many girlfriends??? HUH.

















Uncle Bear, you touch me one more time, I'm gonna beat you up.

Let me at that chopstick.......I'll show him what I'm capable of.

Hmmm, let me pretend to be busy then maybe Uncle Bear will leave me alone. Oh, what a cute little fish I have in my sippy cup.

What's up with him?? Can't he get the hint?? Can't I have a little privacy with my sippy???

Finally...time to eat. Maybe now I'll be left alone at last.

Hey, what's that Uncle Bear is holding?? Hey Uncle Bear, look at me instead. I'm cuter than that red Nokia phone.

Uncle Bear, stop trying to steal my food. I only have that little bit of biscuit left. And cheapo mummy refuses to buy me sharks fins soup.

HUH!!! Uncle Bear ate up all my biscuit. I'm so not gonna bother about him no more. How can he steal my biscuit???!!!!!

Wait a minute. I'm not gonna let Uncle Bear get away with it. I'm gonna grab hold of my sippy and bash him up with it.

If only I have longer arms......damn it. Why is my sippy cup so far away.....??!!! Grrrrr

Is he laughing at me??? Is HE?????

Grrrrr.. Now I'm really fuming mad. How dare he eat my biscuit then mock me?????!!!! I'm gonna concentrate and use my fart to stink him to pieces.

I failed to do a mega fart. Instead, I pooped in my diapers. This is so embarrassing. Help me find a hole to hide my face.

Is Auntie Chris laughing at me too????

Crap...I'm not gonna go out with them anymore. This is getting too embarrassing for words.

Mummy, where are you???? Let's go home.

As you can see, I've upgraded to a straw cup now. I'm no longer a small baby as before.

Only big girls use the straw cup to drink vodka.

Mummy gave me her leftovers again. She eats the sushi, I eat the plastic. How nice isn't it??

This is my new toy. Uncle Bear bought it for me. It's kinda like a dining table but better. At least the food here is more appetizing than what my mummy whips out.

Check out my latest pissed off expression. That's the expression I'm gonna use in future when I'm not happy.