Saturday, June 28 2008

Mummy just stole my most valued possession.

Look mummy I swap you an empty bottle if you return it. It's a good deal. Empty bottle worth a lot amongst us babies.

I got ride sponsored by mummy. She thinks I forgot but I don't. I want my thing back. But I will enjoy the ride first.

Chilling out, on a tour of Singapore. Someone told me the other day that I actually own Singapore. It was bought as a gift for my 21st birthday. I wonder if the people come included, or I just get the land and houses only.












Hey buddy, focus on the road. You smile in your own time. I'm paying you to drive.














Time for another ride. It's better than a massage.















I recognize this kid. Can't remember from where? What a loser. Everyone knows big bird is 30 years too outdated.












Hey buddy, you come from a village or what? Big bird ride is for pussies. You got a pussy is it?











I seem to be on a very interesting ride.














Faster, faster. The 3 of us can catch the bad guys.









Hey bad guy. You graduate from big bird ride, to yellow truck ride is it? Got news for you. No-one rides the yellow truck ride anymore.













Ha ha. This is the most popular ride. It's got barney, and some green monster friend of barney. Only cool babies like me get to ride on it.













Look I can teach you the ropes, but you gotta pay alright? Get your mummy to pop the coin in. Then I join you on this ride. But you stay on passenger side. Driving for a big bird ride addict like you is too much already.








Yuck you trying to kiss me is it? I see you have tried this before. Kiss me lah. I just managed to spit out a big load of smelly drool on my cheeks. I was looking for a tissue to wipe it up anyways. Lick away.






Back off, I own this shop.















I own this trolley too. I mugged a street person for it.
















On another ride. You can never have enough.
















Back doing my rounds on the trolley.














Donald duck. Nice but sorta only in a retro way. Beats the heck out of big bird though.














My hip hop routine. Notice I'm grabbing my crotch.















Hey auntie von von. Smile for the camera. Open your eyes lah. You making this picture no good. You look like you just took a sleep pill.












I normally only do this to my daddy. However I had a sudden urge to jump up and down and your stomach looks suitable. Hold your breath now.









Come on mummy I give you an empty bottle give me back that thing you took from me this morning.














Come on. I'm your daughter. Don't hold out on me. I can see you have it.













Hey, what's up? I've been cultivating that piece of snot in my nose for days and saving it for a special occasion to nibble on it. I just saw you pop it into your mouth. Give it back. It's gonna take me another few days and a flu to re-generate a nice sized snot ball.