Oh gosh, please help me. I'm in immense pain and in suffering. I just went to the bathroom and it seems that an elephant just did a mega poop in there.
If I remember rightly, Auntie Big Foot did her big biz last. Ewww....
I make a fast recovery especially when Hi5 is on now. :) It's my 2nd most fave dvd now after my all time fave HSM2.
I don't forget to munch even when watching my dvds. I don't know why Auntie Big Foot always says I have a goldfish memory. Auntie, it's not that I have a goldfish memory. The fact is not many things deserve the honor of my memory.
Hey hey, you not supposed to be here while I'm taking my bath. Get out before I use my power spit and spit at you.
Let me nibble on my finger while waiting for my mummy to get ready to go out. My mummy takes forever to get ready. But what to do, I still not so independent to go out alone.
Yeah, I know. It's already 30 minutes and I'm still waiting for Her Majesty to get ready. She's still picking out her clothes to wear.
Might as well do something more constructive than nibbling on my finger. Let me practise some of my latest dance moves.
Yoo-ri, be patient. Being patient is a virtue.
Sit down and relak a little. Shake your little leg too if necessary.
Don't mind me. I'm just admiring myself in the mirror. :)
I do look like a little angel. Auntie Big Foot sure is right on this one.
Doing some stretches too. At the rate I'm eating and snacking, I don't wanna be a fatty like certain aunties I know. (Names shall not be mentioned cos it may hurt and destroy egos of certain aunties)
Look Fatty Aunties, if you dare to lay a finger on me, think twice or rather think thrice. I'm Kim Yoo-ri ok, not some weakling loser baby.
*sigh* still waiting for mummy dearest. Well, can't really rush her now that she's having my baby brother.
The last time I made her angry, daddy gave me a good ass kicking.
Wee heee We are finally out of the house. I'm out out and away. I love running in the malls. It's so liberating. Whoever said we have to exercise in gyms or in playgrounds have just never tried exercising in a mall.
While in the mall, I must not forget to practise what my Auntie Von Von always taught me to - squat like a true blue Ah Lian.
After my exercise, I can also buy myself a drink and window shop. How cool is that?
Ok lah, I cheated. Mummy bought me the drink. I've got no money ok but wait till I'm older, I'll be a high earning independent woman.
Well, if you thought you could see me naked, you are outta your mind. I'm always very cautious about how to take pictures without exposing myself.
I love my mattress. Look. I can even take a short nap there whenever I feel tired.
Not wanting to scare you but the mattress weighs a ton and can you see how easy I lifted it up?
Now that will teach you NOT to mess with me.
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