Wednesday, June 4 2008

Do you like my new tie? My daddy got it from Hermes. Not quite sure what is Hermes but I heard from my other fashionista friends that it is an expensive brand and only people who own horses can buy Hermes.

Funny though, since I don't recall us having any horses. Not unless you consider my Auntie Big Foot my personal mare.

Come to think of it, Auntie Big Foot does resemble a horse in some ways.

1. She has big feet. Horses have big hooves too.

2. She has a long face. Horses have long faces too.

3. She has long hair. Horses have long mane too.

4. She has big teeth. Horses have big teeth too.

Actually, horses also have big ding dongs. Oops, but Auntie Big Foot is not a male nor does she have a ding dong. So I guess that doesn't quite apply to her.

Umm....oh well, anywayz, with all those 4 factors, I can safely conclude that Auntie Big Foot is a mare.

Let me make a wish. I wish my mare Auntie Big Foot grows a tail so that I can pull her tail and tie it around a cactus.

Then I can throw my soiled diapers at her and watch her neigh in excitement.

Wassup man!

Damn it, this stupid strap is to high up. I can't reach it.

Never mind, I'll just pretend that I'm doing a cool pose and not trying to reach for the strap.

Suki is such a show off. I'm gonna pretend to kick her by accident later. Show off. Just cos she's a little wee bit taller than me.

I just told Suki that she can't hold onto the strap for more than 10 minutes. She's really falling for my prank.

Now I'm gonna find the 1 dollar coin that the stranger dropped just now.

See. Now that I found the 1 dollar coin, I can treat my friend Suki for a bus ride. I'm not exactly that bad, am I.

Now she can sit behind and spit at any kids that try to sneak into the bus.

*beep beep* wow, this bus sure is cooler than James Bond's vehicle. It can beep really loudly. It made the old granny in front jump up in fright. Ha ha I love this ride.

I'm done with my ride but I'm staying put cos I don't want no other kids hanging around my turf. Gotta watch my territory like a hawk.