Trying to pretend to cry. Mummy is refusing to let me trample on my fave Baba. That would never happen if daddy was home. Wait till I tell daddy.
In the meantime, I can only sulk and pout here. What to do? My daddy has to work and leaves me with mummy all day long. How I wish mummy works and daddy stays home instead.
Well, mummy is not all that bad afterall. She brought me to the pool to play when I threatened to tell daddy that she went shopping again. HA HA HA
Come Ryan, jump over this rope. Quick. I've already pulled it down slightly so that it will be easier for you to jump over.
Alright Y00-ri, wait up. I'm trying to build up momentum so that I can jump over the rope. I'm coming......
Like real I'm gonna hold the rope for you, Ryan. What if you kick me by mistake? I'm not so stupid. I better run further away to avoid being squashed by Ryan.
Ryan, check out what I found here. Look. Found a ball in the drawer here.
Since the owner not around, it's ours to keep. Finders keepers, losers weepers. Ha ha Suckers.
Quick quick, before my mummy and your mummy finds out what we are up to. You go bottoms up that bottle of vodka while I call Macs for some special delivery using your mummy's handphone.
Notice something different about me?
Don't be stupid. Whatever can be different about me? I'm still as cute as a button. HA HA HA
This slide sure is a bit tight. What's this man? Discrimination against bigger sized babies?? Basket.
Uncle, you think I'm still a kid izzit? Only kids play with such childish toys. Now get it away before I kick your ass.
This Uncle sure is not very funny. Put me on this rocking chair for what? I'm too tall for it. Sometimes I wonder why we need adults for.
Oh yes, we need adults to lift us up over puddles and things we don't wish to step on.
Just watching the news update. I can be pretty serious when need be ok. I'm not just all play and laughter.
Daddy and mummy set me with a very important task today while they go out for a cuppa downstairs.
Wanna know what I'm supposed to do?
Eh Auntie, you missed that spot over there. Look, don't think I'm small I don't know anything ok. Do your job properly or I'll tell mummy you are naughty.
Basket, that Auntie dared me to tell my mummy. I'm gonna call my mummy now on my new phone. No one's gonna bully me and get away with it.
I'm not angry. I'm not pissed. I'm just waiting for my parents to get ready to take me out. I wonder why they always take so long to get ready.
Finally out. But what's that man looking at? He wants to sit on the spiderman ride is it? Pay $2 like what my daddy did lah.
Mister, I think you better ride on another ride. Spiderman ride only for good looking babies/kids.
Hmmm seriously speaking, I'm kinda bored to death sitting on this Barney ride. Time to upgrade.
Threw a mega fit just now and got my way again as usual. This is my reward. A lollipop just for me.
Just gonna go out with my daddy for some daddy and me time. We just left mummy to sit by the bench on her own. Ha ha
Just to show you how big my forehead is. It is said that the bigger the forehead, the smarter the person.
I've got one kickass big forehead I must say.
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