Hey mummy, you wanna sit next to me? You look like you need to take a rest. You seem fatter nowadays.
Shit. Just offered mummy a seat and she took up the entire space there. Now I have to resort to standing instead. That's what I get for being kind hearted.
Oh well, what to do? She's my mummy after all albeit a bit out of shape. Think she's been eating too much candies nowadays.
Oooo la la Just spotted my fave lollis in a vending machine.
Mummy, can I have a dollar please? I need to donate to the charity - charity of Yoo-ri's stomach that is.
Basket. Mummy just walked off without answering me. What is this? So rude of her. No manners. Gonna complain to grand dad the next time he comes to visit me.
I wonder if this girl will notice that I'm sitting on her ride. She looks a bit blur, maybe I can pull it off.
Better watch out for her mum though.
Eh, where my mummy going to? She seems to be buying some tit bits over there. Basket. She getting very fast for a fat lady, can walk so fast.
Oy boy, let me give you some more crackers ok? Come, don't be shy.
HA HA I just gave the sucker some of my disgusting rice crackers that mummy packed for me. Ew....can't believe he likes it.
If you are wondering why my lower cheeks so red, just blame it on my mummy. She wacked me up pretty bad this morning when I told her she is fat. Boy, fat women sure are touchy.
Just doing some morning stretching to loosen up my joints.
Whatcha looking at? Never seen a pretty GI Jane babe drinking orange juice is it? Look somemore and I'll poke your beady eyes out.
Hmmm, what's going on there? Looks like someone dropped a dollar coin.
Better go there quickly before the other kids see it.
Ah ha...got myself a free ride once again. Smart lil Yoo-ri strikes again.
Look. That droplet of water on my chin is not drool ok? Now, don't you dare make fun of me or I'll set my horsey on you.
Close your eyes and concentrate, Yoo-ri. You can do it. You can squash this babybel cheese like a piece of cheese.
Pah. This babybel cheese must be turning bad. It's so hard I'm sure it's rotten.
Hmmm, should I or shouldn't I eat this?
Maybe I can give it a shot. Doesn't look that bad.
Hmmmm.....still can't figure out if I like it or not.
Ok lah, it passes my taste test. I want more, mummy.
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