Not quite sure if this Auntie Von Von is mad or she is crazy. I just did a smelly fart and she is laughing with joy? Didn't know my fart is laughing gas to her.
Or maybe she really loves the bad smell. Afterall I heard that some ah bengs don't bath for weeks cos they run away from home and I heard from my daddy that my Auntie Von Von used to be a big time ah lian in her younger days.
She starting to irritate me though. What she trying to do? Keep coming so close to me.
Worse of all, I can't use my power fart on her lest she decides to stick to me like super glue. Darn.
Auntie, you starting to scare me when you smile at me like that. Come on lah, I don't have anymore farts to release. Can you please stop bugging me??!!!
I'm just gonna pretend that she doesn't exist. This is the first time I don't know what to do to irritate someone.
Relax Yoo-ri. She is just a fiction of my imagination. No one is touching my cheek. No one is......I'm just imagining things.
I really cannot stand this Auntie. She is so irritating that even I can't stand her.
Why must she copy my sitting manner even??? Irritating copycat.
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