Wednesday, October 8 2008

Guess what??!!! I got a letter announcing that I've won $100.














I won the $100 for just being myself - that is adorably charismatic and cute.














Now where else can you find a cute little munchkin like me?














I'm so adorable that this old auntie with the old granny frock is trying to kidnap me.

Wait till I give her my super duper back kick.












Huh! Try to do anything funny again to me and you will not only have a broken rib Auntie. I'll make sure I'll kick your teeth all out and you can have a beautiful full set of dentures for your X'mas present.












Uncle Fat Tummy, stand there lah. I need to practise crushing roaches. My daddy says there have been sightings of roaches in our house and I'll be in charge of eliminating them since I'm the little boss.












I'm looking really shocked now. You wanna know why?















Shit. I still can't believe she wore that.










I'm suppressing my laughter. If I laugh too soon, I won't be able to con her into taking a picture with me and show you guys what I'm laughing at.













Now do you finally see what I'm laughing at?

You see what my friend Auntie Big Foot is wearing? She dresses older than my 2 grandmas combined age. What is she thinking of?




Auntie, don't pretend that you didn't fart lah. I know you did it. It's super smelly and only old people can come out with farts that smelly.







Maybe I should change my new bff. This Auntie sure is making me lose face. How to go out with her to Orchard Road and be a cool baby with an Auntie like her?







This uncle another one. He has been touching my hair since 10 minutes ago. What's up with him man? Never felt such soft silky hair is it?







*sigh* I give up. I think he is infatuated with me. Uncle, I'm just drinking fresh milk. Can you stop ogling me? I feel very awkward you know?













Now you know living my life isn't exactly as easy as you think it is.