Thursday, November 6 2008

Massaging my face to relax the muscles. I'm going out on a date today. Meeting my flavour of the month Marco today.

Hmmm, just need to blend in some of my foundation properly. A streaky face is not a good look to sport.

Marco supposed to meet me here at 3pm. Where the heck is he? I'm gonna pulverize him later when I see him.

Basket. Now then he arrives. Wait till I give him my best sulky look.

Wait, maybe I should just appear to be nonchalent just to piss him off.















I've decided to ignore Marco till he promises to pay for all my rides today.













Ha, and he finally accedes to my demand. Sucker.

Yoo-ri: Oy, you sure you put in the money not? Why's the Barney machine not moving?

Marco: I'm sure I put in the money. Let me try to fix it.

Yoo-ri: Are you done trying to fix it?

Marco: Yes yes I'm doing it right now. Wait la, my legs not that long, can't reach the pedal.

Marco: Let me take a quick bite of my bak pao ok? Maybe I'll be able to grow an additional inch.

Yoo-ri: Urggghhhh my patience is running low Marco, I warn you.

Yoo-ri: Come back here and focus on your task. If not, I'm not gonna talk to you anymore.

Marco: Yes Miss Bossy.

Marco: I think the Barney ride is out of order. Let's just sit on the Thomas the train ride.

Yoo-ri: Ok, but make sure this ride actually works buddy.

Marco: Ummm, I think there is something wrong with this ride as well. How?

Yoo-ri: I'm so embarrassed. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Everyone here will think I'm out with the cheapest guy on earth.

Marco: Yoo-ri, I'm not cheap lah. The rides really out of order, it's not my fault. Don't get angry lah.

Yoo-ri: Just leave me alone to sulk buddy.

Yoo-ri: At the same time, don't try to touch touch me ok. I'm not so cheap. Take that you woody woodpecker.

Marco: OooooOOoouchhhh

Yoo-ri: Now I'm happy again. Hurting people sure makes me really happy.

Marco: I think I'm in trouble.

Marco: Ok Yoo-ri. This ride works. See, let me take you out on a ride.

Marco: Hmmm, I'm really concentrating on the roads now. Hold tight Yoo-ri. It's dangerous you know at the speed I'm going at.

Yoo-ri: Hmmm Marco, you only going at 10km/hr. Why don't I show you how to drive instead? Now just sit back and keep quiet.

Yoo-ri: Marco, what are those people doing here? It's a kids' area you know, not an adults' area.

Marco: I think they wanna film us.






Yoo-ri: Shit. Let's go before they manage to snap any pictures of us. My manager says not to let anyone take pictures of me unless they pay us money.

Marco: Ok. Whatever you say girlfriend.





Yoo-ri: Eh, actually taking lollis also considered a sort of payment right? Never mind lah, just take it like we doing a bit of charity work ok?

Marco: Yes, Yoo-ri.