I got this commissioned to commemorate the highlights of my life to date.
I'm a bit messy today. In the midst of moving room. I'm making way for my new brother who gets my old room.
Getting ready for school and packing my own towel. It gets a bit sweaty at playschool as the school is too cheap to fork out on air con.
Quick pose before putting the towel away.
More poses. This one I learnt from my Auntie Von Von. It's called squatting mantis.
Dun play play. Even though I lost my room I'm still a boss ok?
Where is my pin to tie up my hair. My parents too cheap to get me a hair cut.
That's better.
I'm gonna jump down unless my parents give me a new room. I'm roomless right now. It's very disconcerting for a baby.
Looks like I'm dumping. Actually I'm just pretending. It's a favorite trick of mine to scare the adults.
Oh no..... I thought I was pretending but the real thing came out. It's starting to smell. I need a change.
Still no nappy change. Oh well, I'm used to the smell already. If mummy doesn't change me, tough luck to her. I'm gonna stink her out in revenge.
Get a whiff. I'm gonna knock people out.
Did I just see a fly drop to the ground and die. Was it due to my dirty nappy? Can't be... can it?
Hmmm have I discovered an organic way to control pests?
But will people accept the bad smell in order to be pest free? Should I commission a market survey?
How should I package this anti pest product. What should I call it? Baby dumps? Smell and kill?
What should I do with my first million I make from selling the organic pest killer? I think I will buy an ice cream. Maybe treat my friends to a day out in the toddler gym... Let's not get too lavish, maybe treat them to half day only.
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