Oh shit, I just dropped the bun. Which of the dumbos should I offer this tasty treat too? Hey Suki! Come over for a second. Yummy treat for you. I very good friend friend to you.
Yup she is eating it. She gonna be bombing the toilet later on I bet.
Rui seems to want some too. Too bad Rui. Maybe next time ok.
Keep eating Suki. Good girl. Let me loosen some screws on this play equipment while you not looking. It looks a bit tight. I loosen then you swing swing easier ok?
The lady behind me is my mummy's friend. So I gave her permission to lean on the railing. Normally I would throw them over the edge for trespass.
I'm the smart one. I saw another baby drop a load while sitting on that red ride just recently. Good girl Mo. Keep riding. Suki you go next ok?
Oh no, did I just spot a big fat crocodile in the pool? No no wait...that thing seems too white to be a crocodile. I know what it is. It's a 50 year old fat dude with a beer belly. Gross! I'm not swimming again for a week at least.
Guys you can't do this can you? It's called the squat. Only cool toddlers like me have mastered the technique. I teach you next time ok?
I just drank my water bottle, and everyone elses' too. Good hydration is essential to good skin.
What's this pecker Yang doing here. I thought it was a all girls play group. Hey mummy come over here. We have an intruder!
Suki with her naughty grin. No idea what's so funny. Why don't I drop a gas bomb and give her a real reason to laugh. And kill some bugs too.
Push push.... ahhh there it comes. It's a stinker.
Oh shit.... it so power even I want to pass out. I'm making a run for it. Hey mummy, Suki bad girl. She did a smelly!! I can't stand it.
The smell went away quite quick. Suki, let's share a snack to celebrate the improved air quality.
You ran out of snacks is it? Then forget it. Find another friend, darling.
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